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There is an attitude that I find with some people which is very irritating. Very irritating. First someone sneaks into the country. Then when the police show up, you start shouting loudly at them at arms length, squirting saliva all over their faces. Hao hata ukivalia mask haitasaidia unless you...

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The only reason ya lockdown ni sababu politicians are trapped here. Politicians wengi ni over 60 years. Na hawana ruhusa kusafiri ng'ambo. Wakipata korona wanajua chances kufa very high. Na wako na pesa za kuwakimu kukaa nyumbani. Labda lockdown ikiisha huko ng'ambo watatorokea huko, na curfew...

Kwa ninip wazungu hawaelewi Briffaults law na ni wao waliandika?

What beats me is when women start praising themselves for working hard or being mothers. Working hard and being a mother is for your own benefit. It is just part of personal selfish ambition. Why start hammering on it as if you are helping anyone by working hard for your own selfish gain, or...

Watu haqaogopi Covid 19. Covid 19 inshtua masos tu. Imagine unaambia mama mboga asiende kazi, atakula nini? Ukifunga Kongowea watu watakula nini?

Aljazeera is an Alshabaab mouth piece. Aljazeera not your friend.

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And what is "There" in Dholuo? Not "Kanyo", I mean "There"?

Mukundu?

Evolutionary we fit the earth because those who did not died off. We are here partially because our parents earned it. If some animal from outer space lands here, it will probably be dead in a few days.

Raundi hii wale watu mmekuwa mkifyeka masingo matha mtazima simu.

RIP. Watu tunasema Covid 19 bado ni homa ya kawaida kwa nyeusi? Aulurs alikaanga nyeusi kama makaaa!

Hizo cordinates kweli? Version?

Have you ever noticed how peacefully and deeply prostitutes sleep the night away after you been fucking? Wrapping legs round your knees and throwing intrusive arms over your chest? If the government offers them power to fleece you or jail you for not marrying them if they say that you "raped...

Any system out there can be hacked, na data kupotea, mpaka logs.

Nice post. What cathces the eye is the moment the old geezer sits outside and suddenly he sees the trees. I mean, he sees them. They have always been there, but he has never seen them. What is more scarier than death, I think, is realising in your old age the things you could have enjoyed when...

Wah! Hawa mafala hukamata guitar kyangai!

That there are mistranslations in the bible is one thing, but also one need s to be aware of the natural transitions between what is factual, to what passes in to history, and becomes legend...and later found out to be mythical. By the way; Hebrew does not emerge as a written language until 1000...