I'd sooner you insult me, chances are your creativity will be as glamorous as a cadaver.
If you'd like to develop immunity to insults, simply focus on the situation that brought about the conflict.
Dear Sir
We the gentlemens conclave were of the unanimous decision that unsavory mannerisms such as his are the authority of swine, as such we have duly revoked his application as one of us.
We further advice the esteemed mens conference to direct that poor specimen of an xy chromosome to the...
Families are composed of individuals with unique view points, which over the years are molded into the family image. Unfortunately it's family that often holds you back to their preferred image.