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Yesterday I was having car battery issues nikaenda pale hamza kuna bingwa huuza maintenance free batteries but kufika hakuwa area nikasema niache gari hapo, I hop into a mat to town. So here comes Ummoinner christened something "...Dollar ", kidogo kidogo kabla tufike hapo Arap loot all...

Hio ni ile Eurocopter ya Madvd.

Good thinking, but ka ni hivo si ampeleke juu ya Mt Kenya,

Unamaanisha sai amegeuka kua hizo mbuzi anakula nyasi na kukamuliwa na @Aviator ?!

That serves as a consolation to me, siku hizi naweza toa simu nisahau nilikua nicall nani

Huyu mlevi hajarudi? Amelala nje zaidi ya wiki, si akirudi atakuwa ameuza kila kitu kwa hii nyumba.

Aye mwakore @Eng'iti , si huwa unajiuma sana ulimi cos ya kutajwatajwa.

Buy a Faiba simcard kama uko na LTE handset ukinunua 25GB worth 1K haitaisha, why: Very poor network coverage.

Kwani amefunikwa side moja tu?! Ama anaweka taxin ya hot dog hio side?

Ni autocorrect ya hii gadget natumia ya millenial flani:LOL:

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Lanes my fren, lanes. Wengi wetu hapa we work on a tight budget,unapeleka dame out ushapanga utatumia 2k:- 1k mzinga na maji ile ya ng'ombe, soo nduthi, 50/= latex, 350/= either kanyama kamongrel ama sanford (chips kaquarter and 2 chipos) na ubaki na pesa ya "ferrari" yako na ubernduthi yake...

Last week most of you remember a femeo lister who was soliciting for "Mchawi" services and I jokingly suggested a know a few in Kitui. Let me reiterate that this was a joke na sijui na wala sitaki kujua na sina number ya mchawi yeyote and hence those talkers who have been sidechatting me...

Uko anchi land ukikunywa gouder wine?! Si utarudi na blisters

This is now embarrassing for the champions.

@Pamba 1 anaenda vice versa kwanza, nyanya huwekwa kwanza ndio iive kabisa na itoe rangi ya thubu. Ama unakosa hata kuiweka.

JESUS SAVES, De gea doesn't.

Cavani in-bound.

Na umeonea mbali kweli. 1st half na wametwangwa kama wheelbarrow movement huko Murang'a