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You beat me to this.

Hakukuwa hata maize flour ama rice? Cos unga ungeongeza turmeric , kafirifiri ,coriander seeds and citric acid utengeza: kitu tu.

Sham elections.

Muzayuni wacha akae kama ni hio. Acha nikule broiler zile nimezoea.

Hata kifuniko ya asali sijaona.

Watu wengine judgemental wangekua kamati ya roho... ama wacha tu. We gentleman say "Tender wema nenda zako" but the hood in you hiwes kukubali uelewe hii.

Nimewahi pewa ya del monte. Heri hata ukunywe chupa ya tomato sauce, it would taste better.

Just when I thought nimezoea and I know they aint loyal, last weekend nikasema nipeleke kengine from town mpaka kwao mashinani a distance of about 45kms, nikijiambia vile nawapeleka na siz yake n naenda kwao, she ain't so much into slaying. Mimi huyo nikapiga gari kiberiti mpaka kwao, nikawadrop...

Hata ni mingi kuliko mayi(weka Muthama's accent for maximum effect)

Reporting from county No 32, am having a candle lit dinner courtesy of KPLChieth.

Wazi. Received.

I initially thought Mutheu is like Semenya or Nyairera ama somebody anachunishwa Skuma then nikakumbuka Mutumia is kamba name for "Man"

Mi owes kataa . thanks in advance

The templer ameniambilia Kcr points and that left me thinking; I usually see system notifications like "You have been awarded 100 likes" and I am of the contrary opinion that it should not be so, likes are not awarded but rather one earns them. Ama namna gani Maalim @Mwalimu-G ?

And you dreamt in very bad grammar.

On a light note though, as long as it brings Kcr points to the table.

Well put, mzee unakunywaga soda gani?!

Your handle betrays you.

Wewe tTempler, Kiuna , Jayden mrefi, Lootall, na yule mzee alipigwa viboko Kwale have one thing in common, you have lost touch with the common mwananchis prolems, what is the common mwananchi supposed to do with that site?! Ni ka kunipea hurubaro n nafanya kazi ya carwash.