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Wise man. Najua ulikuwa umeendea latex but hutaki kusema, chihuahua nayo ikanusia oxytocin and testerone zako, ikadhani umekujia ..ama wacha tu.

Hata wasijenge hosi zingine, let them equip (well)the county hospitals we already have. Many county hospital are lacking even vital items like PPEs hence endangering the lives of frontline health workers and now they are threatening to down their tools. Sadness of life.

Ama ukiona mtu wa steering anakodoa macho ka Muite ama ameuma ulimi or leaning towards the steering wheel and holding onto it tightly, huyo kaa mbali na yeye.

It is not easy kuwa na miguu kama hizi halafu watu waexpect uaccelerate stably.

There's an MCA from Othaya named Kiruga Thuku who's sycophancy towards the hustler is on another level. Hadi siku hizi anavaa, kunyolewa na kutembea kama loot all https://www.facebook.com/kiruga.thuku

Mutikai si ni ile ng'ombe imekonda hadi mukamo imefichika kwa ngozi lazima ikamuliwe mchana ndio mkamuaji aweze kuona mukamo.

Si angeandika tu na kizungu ndio watu kama mimi waelewe

Long live Mwai Kibaki, the best PORK to date.

Hata titties atakutolea

Flies hovering over matackle like bees do near a beehive

Matoke Nyama, waru

its trending on twirra, #Pesayashosh

Pesa ya shosh wamerudisha kwaja?

I expect that he will be skunk drunk. Bookmark this.

Waanze statehouse then upperhill office ile ya kusanitise watu, Karen kwa hurubaro, Mua Hills n parliament.

Ni @Budspencer tu ndio amepata, hata @Mwalimu-G mwenyewe ako kwa mto na ya mbele(miguu)

BTW, uko na ready market ya mint leaves?!

Huyu nae comedy zake ziko on another level. When am bored I switch on to Sasa tv to be tickled by "Commanda" na guitar yake ama blessed kid 254 channel on YouTube.