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Maaa..aan! Enough to make a grown man cry...

This soundtrack still chills my balls!

Hi ufala mliuziwa na wazungu ndo waibe mchanga yenu.

Hakuna lucky hapo. Huyo driver anatamani afadhali angekua anaombolezwa saa hii.

I'm no roads engineer but I can tell that filling up a section that has been cut off by a natural water course is not very smart. But that is how we work ndo kesho tupate hio contract tena. Ni kama hawa watu hutoa takataka kwa mitaro kisha wanazi-pile hapo kando. Ikinyesha zinarudi tena kwa...

Or they lied about quantity of oil in the ground.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Of course they are razor sharp as opposed to your buruweins which are blunt as a nun's cunt. Si kwa ubaya, lakini how do you get attacked by an eagle if you're not doing something stupid to it?

So waiskume tu. Itaeka watu kwa suspense Hadi lini?

Wale watu hupiga picha zimeinama hivi nini huwasumbua?

Looks like you've never dealt with either. The truth is, you're 99.999% guaranteed to never have your stuff again zikishaingia huko. Zitauzwa ukishatoka kwa hio mlango. So kama uko willing kuuza laptop yako 5k, ipeleke kwa Loan on Items, sijui Shylock.

Kwani Mango Masala wanauzaje Sabina Joy?

Yeah, but did the snake burn?

Uwongo. Huyo mpishi ako down.

When has he ever been silent except about thuggish Chinese contracts and an equally thuggish mother? Mbwa yeye!

Kama @Female Perspective hatatosheka na hii dildo sasa iko sida.

This place is underwhelming. Not quite ugly, but close to boring.

Nimemngoja sana Gilgil. Going to heckle that motherfucka till he drops his head in shame! Mbwa yeye!

There's a creature that has caused me untold pain and suffering in my life. That's my ex. But scorpions come a close second.

Well, once electrocuted, a man has little choice but to die dead.

As opposed to being electrocuted to what?