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    Is this for real?

    Could be fake. Or could be the real thing but connected to this: https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2020/01/dci-officers-recover-stolen-electronics-haul-in-buru-buru-house/ Sticker hubadilishwa.
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    Betelgeuse impending supernova

    Sitaki kujifanya juaji lakini @Meria haijui. Betelgeuse iko kwa Orion constellation, which is the most recognizable constellation in the night sky (at least for me). Hio iko left inakaa nyekundu kiasi.
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    A grim image of Eastlands matatus

    Na hio waling'oa mahali kwa barabara wakaacha pothole. Real smart.
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    Mbogi Genje

    Pia mimi naona I'm against the infamous unforgiving wall...
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    Boys vs Men

    Just saw a Facebook memory about when I was worried shitless about meeting Oldham F.C. 8 years ago. Our only reliable striker, Andy Carroll was out injured! Haki fortunes do change...
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    for 29kcr??? anybody

    They (probably) weren't three.
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    US kills Iran Gen. Qassim Soleimani

    Already did. And not by a small margin.
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    It's amazing this internet age. - this happened to me over Christmas.

    Weka hizo magego zako hapa tuone au ipeleke hii hekaya huko misri.
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    Pamba D-

    GoK internal memo to Kenya Police clarifying the use of firearms to kill locusts: 1. Place locust between a hard surface and butt of a G3 firearm. 2. Apply force on opposite end of said firearm sufficient to crush the insect. 3. If still alive after this procedure, shoot said insect in the...
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    A.O.B. Thursday 2st January, 2020.

    Bruh.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Not just another cup

    Congratulations. Lakini ambia mamaa ajifunze kupika chai imeshika majani sio hii "nylon". There's hope of learning yet...
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    Modern wisdom...or is it?

    Came to ask the same thing. How do you scrub asshole with soap?
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    What if

    Unajua Ngina Kenyatta?
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    Steve Ogolla

    While we, andû a nyûmba, are keen on adopting even the most hopeless of cases, we are currently occupied with unlearning to cook fish without soup. As of now odds are really stacked against us so we will graciously let our brothers from Ukambani adopt him.
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    Mùrekio

    Mkijenga zile tank za maji za round huko kwenyu ocha, mlitumia mawe curved?
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    Tembea Kenya, Lake Oloiden(Hippo lake)

    Nimekua huko mara kadhaa na mimi hujibebea roll mzima ya cling film. Unachomewa zinafungwa nayo mara mob kaa zile mummy za Egypt hadi hakuna mtu atajua umebeba samaki kwa gari.
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    Tembea Kenya, Lake Oloiden(Hippo lake)

    Ungesema tu Lake Naivasha. Yes, I know that they are two distinct water bodies when water levels are low, but it's still the same lake.
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    Multi-party icon dies.

    I don't know why people keep calling these people heroes. From what I've gathered, this guy has died filthy rich from some nondescript "businesses", and I'm guessing his business was doing business with the government. But we don't dare say it because he was a "multi-party hero" and "we don't...
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    Multi-party icon dies.

    This guy was still alive?
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