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  1. Tom_Bayeye

    Fight of the decade

    if you're getting paid,its entertainment.....hence game
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    India Is Becoming Its Own Silicon Valley

    did you know that there was a scheduled water rationing area za langata despite the fact that Ndakaini.........which serves water to nairobians ....supposedly.....is overflowing as we speak. Kenyans will never learn basics ,silicon is eons ahead of us
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    ipepete

    @Oldbacteria ....wewe ni
  4. Tom_Bayeye

    Seconds From Disaster

    Mbooni:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: niko na akili punguani
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    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Yep .....Stranger Things 4.0
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    Fun facts

    Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
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    Bei ya cucumber imepanda

    Hii kijana inafikiri 3k is the lowest price for sex? Ubaya ya kukaa na mami na daddy until uzeeke
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    Carry1st

    You sound as convicing as a nigerian prince........i will give it a swing
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    Question of the Day: What's the Silliest Superstition You Ever Heard?

    If one had a boil on the skin,uchukue ng'och ile ya 'gold' :cautious: :cautious: :cautious: :cautious: ten cents coin to you youngbloods then you rub it on the affected part and throw away the coin. who ever picks it up gets the affliction
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    Fun Fact

    No they are not
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    Mafala Wameshikwa

    Thats what you think. People and things are connected from the highest echelons of our corrupt govt. to the lowest of the low. Those boys will walk out after a few months or a year. Their parents are friends of a friend who knows a guy. Speaking of investigations, do you even reside in kenya...
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    Devil Worship in Kirinyaga

    Puuullsheeeet,i bet the payment was in cash so no papertrail alafu hakumbuki sura ya 'leader' or she was drugged or hypnotised..........she killed the kid to keep her man. Stupid crimes deserve long ass stupid jail sentences
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    Question of the Day: What's the Funniest Thing You Believed as a Kid?

    Rungu ya moi had a red button,now i know its a ruby:cautious:,so kukiwa na kavita na maneighbour hivi,msito atafinya hio button and all hell will break loose. Bombs will drop out of nowhere,fighter jets scrambled and moi will have saved the day:LOL:
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    Twit In Chief

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    Tembea Kenya: Lake Turkana

    With flamingo floaters ......yeah right;););)
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    NOW YOU SEE ME NOW YOU DON'T(GHOSTING)

    Sounds like you're related to these two numbskulls...
  17. Tom_Bayeye

    Plane takes a groundie in Nyeri

    Its simple physics geniuses. Thought nyinyi ni wasafiri The flip occurs when the light aircraft is dropped onto the runway and the jalopy loses airspeed or because a rookie lands hard enough that the gear springs back toward the sky.Apply breaks suddenly and voila!,your arse is facing the heavens
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    Thuraku Thuraku

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