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  1. Kabuda

    Please New Guests, allow me to introduce you to the Older members on this Forum.

    My name is @Kabuda the Trendsetter. I will try to be as honest as possible about the characteristics of the older members that I introduce you to but obviously, you can form your own opinions as you get to know them. In no particular order; @Ngimanene na Muchere He is a Covid denier and a...
  2. Kabuda

    Clocks go forward! Summer is here!......

    Jamaicans Moto ya kuotea mbali... They are very 'intense' wakikupenda.
  3. Kabuda

    Clocks go forward! Summer is here!......

    Sijawai tumia glory hole I can only assume utajua juu ya Grip. Kikikikkkk
  4. Kabuda

    Clocks go forward! Summer is here!......

    Electric Avenue pale Brixton.
  5. Kabuda

    Clocks go forward! Summer is here!......

    Silipi more than finje!..
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    Clocks go forward! Summer is here!......

    Last night the clocks in the UK went forward by an hour. Yaani, if you were working last night, vile ilifika saa Saba na 59 minutes usiku, the clock didn't go to 02.00 ,ilienda 01.00 tena. All of a sudden, your friends and family majuu are two hours behind you badala ya 3 hours. The best thing...
  7. Kabuda

    Aaaargh! The Kenya-Based British Troops Again

    Breaking news just in kwa vyombo vya habari in the UK just in on telly is talking about this fire and the wally who posted that picture. Nothing was aired by Sky News in the UK about Magufuli but this makes it to lunch time news on Sky News ( the main source of news in the UK)..??? Kenya iko na...
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    Aaaargh! The Kenya-Based British Troops Again

    Kikikikkkk.... Na asitumane. Afikishe na train ya mwisho that them Brits finished at Nanyuki. Do you think it's a coincidence that mwisho wa reli is in Nanyuki? Africans mpaka siku ile we learn to love each other; we are just tenants in Africa, wenyewe wako mbali they're just allowing us to live...
  9. Kabuda

    Aaaargh! The Kenya-Based British Troops Again

    I don't know a anything about the back story to this but under the current race relations in the UK at the moment I can almost guarantee you that, that soldier is not a soldier anymore ; he is an EX soldier. Plus don't let anyone fool you; the ordinary soldier in the British army comes from the...
  10. Kabuda

    President Kenyatta Address

    Anakuja kufanya Friday call for prayer aka Adhan.
  11. Kabuda

    SEE WHAT MAGUFULI'S WIDOW JANETH MAGUFULI DID AS SHE PAID HER LAST RESPECTS TO HER LATE HUSBAND!!

    It's nice to see his former bodyguard still healthy and by his side even in death. I thought he'd be suffering from the Rona himself.
  12. Kabuda

    Nairobi West Hospital is Trending

    FOR ONCE?!!!... Ati atia????..
  13. Kabuda

    Drop dead

    In England,old telephone booths are being transformed to contain defibrillators free for use by members of the public. One day we will begin to value life and value each other's life as Africans. But I'm not holding my breath... Kikikikkkk (can anyone spot the joke of the day there?...)
  14. Kabuda

    SHUGHULI YA KITAIFA YA KUMUAGA HAYATI DKT. JOHN MAGUFULI VIWANJA VYA BUNGE DODOMA

    Tanzanians are a special breed of thick. Your leader tells you not to take precautions against Covid. Your leader then dies from the Same disease he denied. As a tribute to him, you hold Super spreader events countrywide by gathering and mourning without any precautions against Covid being...
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    Nairobi West Hospital is Trending

    That's what people forget when they selfishly refuse to wear masks and follow the Covid rules. It might not be the covid that gets you, it could be the lack of a bed in an overwhelmed hospital that kills you because you couldn't get attended to for a heart attack. Wearing a mask reduces the...
  16. Kabuda

    Mwarims big day

    Happy birthday mwalimu. Bibi alipona matiti by the way?
  17. Kabuda

    Bus Driver Training

    Not as difficult as you may think. Driving at that height kuna vitu nyingi mtu huona that you could never see driving in a personal car. The bigger the vehicle the easier it is to drive. And everyone is entitled to my own opinion. Kikikikkkk....
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    PEACOCK GIFT FROM LATE MAGUFULI TO H E UHURU

    Any leader who is not for a united Africa in the 21st century is a bad leader. Any leader who hates being opposed and the freedom of speech is a bad leader. Magufuli was not just petty in character, he harboured real hate for Kenyans. He demanded praise and couldn't deal with being challenged...
  19. Kabuda

    AoB Sunday 21nd March

    Still better than a kick in the bollocks which is how hurtful it was for coffee farmers two decades ago. And I think it's more than a dollar a day because your numbers are like you; they can't be trusted.
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