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Keep your fantasies to yourself you old cow. If you're nice to me I'll let you play with my truncheon.

Kikikikkkk!.... As long as I'm seated next to incestious brother in law shaggers I'll be fine. Kikikikkkk.....

Sema Bro! Never mind these boring cunts, if these forums were left to their devices, we'd have nothing to read.

I didn't expect any less from you @mathice. You never disappoint do you?.. Umbwa.

To be honest, I didn't know whether to post this under 'sex and relationships' ,health or general. But, two days ago I got some really bad tummy ache. You know that kind of pain you get and you just know that it won't end well?.... I hate doctors, hospitals and everything that involves me...

I take care of mine. Nugu!

Stabbings are very much a Black Carribbean (Jamaican) culture and mostly happen in areas where there are lots of black people living in poor urban areas. It's driven by drugs and gang culture among young black boys who in my honest opinion are sons of 'single mothers' who lack a Father figure...

Some of these cunts don't even deserve to be called terrorists. They are just untreated mental health cases who want to commit 'suicide by police'. Very selfish injuring or killing innocent people because you are tired of living.Not to mention the disruption to traffic! Just go and jump off a...

In primary school we had a boy who used to suffer epileptic fits. We were told that if he farted while having a fit and you smelt the fart you would also catch epilepsy. You should have seen how fast we used to skatara every time he went down with a fit!..... Kikikikkkk.. Looking back now I...

Leases can also be privately owned. Some people invest in leases rather than in property. Chungana that it is not privately owned because it's more likely to give you a bigger headache dealing with an individual instead of kanjo. Also, leases come with a hell lot of small print and limitations...

That statement is Wrong on so many levels..... Alijuaje cousin yake ni vajo? Tuanzie hapo.......

What's wrong with driving a lorry. Niko na deni yako? Lubbish!

Shida yako inakuwaga nini wewe Mzee mjinga?

You can not skip life's development stages. If you try, you will always pay. If you're a woman, you shall rebel in your late teens, whore in your early twenties, settle down, have kids and maybe even get married in your late twenties, get saved in your thirties and be the moral support system...

Hawa vijana hawawezi jua kobole mbili ni ashu.

Hauwes niskiza ati these jungus are just sight seeing. They are prospecting for minerals.

@mathice, tusizoeane priss!.... She is only 52.

That's where I am at the moment. But as far as she's concerned, we are together and in a serious relationship!.. Scary shyte!!! I thought it was a 'hit and run!'.....

Ulisemaje hizo nudes?