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Why did I think that this animal has a longer life span than that of humans? By the way niaje hizo horns? And priss don't tell me they're going to bury him with them.

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Very true. Just watched some documentary nd believe it or not,China is beginning to have to deal with the consequences of their generation long one child per family. Yaani 35% of Chinese people are now pensioners and the government is having to deal with the economic impact of that no wonder...

Wewe hunifurahisha ukiongea juu ya Kingdom halls and being a Jehovah's witness and yet all your hekayas point to a horny slut with the morals of a dark alley stray cat in heat.

Mimi I have learned to always answer my phone ata kama it's an unknown number. One of my best mates took his own life on the night I didn't answer his call because he had a new number. He was a jungu and I really didn't appreciate what mark Tom had made in my life in the six years I knew him...

Wisdom right there!.. Someone once told me something that made me think. If everyone could take their problems, place them on the palms of their hands and Chuck them up in the air, then open their hands to accept whatever problem someone else threw up in the sky, you would wish you kept your...

Mimi sioni shida. There is more lesbianism going on in boarding school dormitories than you could dare to believe. Always have and always will be. Shida yetu Africans ni hypocrisy. If you're not born gay, no amount of 'normalising' will turn you gay. Ni kama kusema ati if bangi is legalised...

I am still in mourning. I am Labour damu and a Leftist. But like I predicted on KLost a long time ago, these uprising in Right wing politics all across the Western world is the last kicks of the horse that was the White man rule over the world. The West has to fall for the East to rise. The only...

Kuna kitu ingine wewe hufikiria?.... SMH.....

A picture would have conveyed this paragraph in one shot. Weka picha wacha porojo mingi.....

Habari yako mwalimu Gashwin?

Hii ni tamaa na kujiletea nuks into you and your future generations. It's one thing if you were ripping off the rich ile laana maskini mwenzako atakuchia for such a scam will haunt you for a very long time.

Her phone is her phone and your phone is your phone. Thou shalt neither snoop, answer nor touch each other's phones. Your phone is not just a big part of you, it's also by extension the biggest holder of your deepest secrets and character. As a matter of fact, the phone has become the most...

Cricket. I don't know the rules and I Don't want to learn. I'd rather stick pins in my eyesballs than watch cricket.

I look at the state of the housing estates nashindwa nilie ama nicheke. Okay, the county government is corrupt and inept: but what is to stop the owners of those high rise flats knocking their heads together, chipping in and building a proper road for all the tenants and residents to enjoy...

If anyone drowns in those urban rivers, they will have been murdered by their fellow Kenyans. If you dispose of your rubbish by throwing it anywhere and everywhere, you are a murderer. The Kenyan problem shall not be solved from the leadership down ,it shall be solved by everyone taking...

and @Cortedivoire Hamwezi contribute kina ina akili between the pair of you mongoose? Oh, I forgot, that would be asking too much from you brain dead spastics.

Kenyans, Kenyans, Kenyans.... Mtasaidiwa na nani haki? When you're not robbing monies budgeted for dam construction, maintenance and infrastructure, you are busy clogging all the drainage by disposing your rubbish willy nilly. Mnataka Mungu awatumie mwokozi mwingine ama mtaendelea kutumia...