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Like driving straight into Serengeti, then Lions all over, Then you tell yo fucken guide you need to take a pee! I teach Swahili and hio tunaita Majembe kwa fasihi. Yo devour that!

Well, hiyo sikatai, but the case here is a woman involved, she should have taken all the pre-cautions, I drink till late sometime when am not working but am always on high alert. Not once I have had to leave the car behind and opted for a taxi bike, cuz najua niko na mtu as I am opening the gate...

Weuh! Noma sana. A question no one is asking, where was this momma coming from at 2am?

Thank you Meria, but I will never ride such long distance! Unataka nikufe? Tena, I am working, will never get too much time to practice for such long rides! Then, my cycle, ni ya maroundi mwenda tu, Ni feki tu.

Cheza chini guks.

Guys from the city need to know how to live with Wild animals, case scenario here, When a hippo chase you, Dont run your ass off, just stand your ground. The hippo will stop, stare at you for 5 secs, then dash off.The same you must do when cornered by a buffallo, rhinno or an elephant.

Hizi hoteli, will always sell you fresh meals no matter how hygiene is a thing of the past in the kitchen.Then, such places, viti hunuka ajabu!

Probably doing some research, Hii yote ni upuzi tu, what a premium research! Wajashumpeng ako on a mission, How kenyans will give you votes over any shiet!

Hehe mimi ni pure blood. Will give you a call sometime and pronounce that word for you. Mnazi?

I stopped following this shit after watching too many games in real life situations,2015, The thrill just went kaputt!Very keen on WRC lately.

Haha, hio honi hutisha sana kwa jam!My vitz iko 'bly' kabisa, nangojea tu Kalle Rovanpera tumenyane Naivasha pale Loldia during Shakedown.

Jaba 'ng'eng'ing' unending folk tales.

Ah, not realy my brother.That morning was full of kichwa ya mbuzi, Then, Githeri was just a polite lunch with the owner of the bar.btw dont you know Githeri is good for you kama unakula nyama sana,Ikitoka inaflush out all debris in your rectum. Hapo unaonea rectal cancer '18'

Haha,taking some Githeri equals to suffering? Mimi sina shida hataa!

Ndio kuamka mkuu.

The last time was in that sin cirry, was miaka ya 2018,Mimi hunyongea pale Ole sereni, then mahali naonana na hawa wakora ni Gitaru tu, if I realy wanna smoke, hapo huwa tunamenyana moja kwa moja, kuwa na kifao uwape, ama akizidi ngumi ya macho then unazidi.

My DL was due 06 June 2022, after paying ndio ikareflect 06 2025, Zapp kwani leo lori imechemka?

Yes, I should not wait till the last day, You got to keep on moving ahead, I think no problem . So I wait till no DL ili nilipe, faga!

Will @Pamba be happy when I produce this?

Wadau, just renewed my Smart DL a few hours ago, expiring 06 2025 ,now, was never prompted where to pick the new card, can I relax and assume ni palepale tu I did pick the almost expiring card?