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  1. Elgin

    What do you remember about being a Mono?

    Hehe, nakufungulia hata 2 sigte fae na wire...inaruka twa!
  2. Elgin

    What do you remember about being a Mono?

    Hii hiyo tri-circle 263 unafungua na waya vizuri na kupea mwili pole na shopping ya kamjamaa...
  3. Elgin

    #127LivesLost

    Shait, hiyo mkono imeangalia pande nyingine.
  4. Elgin

    What do you remember about being a Mono?

    Kuna fala nilikuwa nachukulia uji daily na kuosha sahani yake.
  5. Elgin

    Daktari bandia

    Hehe, bwana CSO, kesho ni wira!
  6. Elgin

    Daktari bandia

    Ukiona hawa yengings kimbia sana. My daughter was soo poorly sometime,the fecking nurse was trying to get her pulse rate using her smartphone stopwatch. It was a public level 3 hospital.
  7. Elgin

    The former Kisumu Hotel in 1951

    Dodge
  8. Elgin

    Eastleigh,Damn!

    The more inakuwa tamu kama nyama ya sungura...
  9. Elgin

    Eastleigh,Damn!

    After tapping ndio narushia padre
  10. Elgin

    Is it possible for one phone number to be shared between two people

    Pewa dabali ya Mutheu...mimi nko tu sawa....si mkisema haifiki na mimi nishawahi fikisha mnazi na chupa ya 2ltr ya coke? Hiyo day..wacha tuu
  11. Elgin

    Breaking News

    Happy new year Meria. Mimi niko sawa tu, January venye itakuja mimi nko a step ahead, mtoto shule, watu wangu wameshiba.. nayo nayo. Am thinking of buying some chrome rims for my ride but najiuliza ni za nini? Na zenye ziko iko sawa tu...aint these birrioneas problems ama?
  12. Elgin

    If I Die in 2020....

    Si ukufe tu na uzikwe kwa stray graves huko...sasa wewe huwa unanisaidia aje?tupwa sahara tu whilst being flown in a cargo plane..ama?
  13. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    Eee...haha
  14. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    I guess so...cuz whilst there all the guys even in clubs were all genuine whites, but those guys are soo good when you drink with them when yo only black. unasikia a white 'slay queen' let me show Joseph around(me) then you find yourself in a bar with stable behind!wow,hapo ndipo nilisema Ukedi...
  15. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    Haha ungesema hivo, I was stayinh in Loxwood, Billingshurst, next big town was Guildford, hapo ni Railway hadi waterloo London
  16. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    Tafutia braza yangu job huko bana..been there and promised a couple of jobs but will never desert my tsc job for fucken pounds with no peace of mind. I would not let anyone shout at me from the peak of his/her house, No! I even noted the jungus does the same to their own cuz the one whos was...
  17. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    Haha...hii ya mwarim iko tu sawa...turugire 'jahiko'
  18. Elgin

    Eastleigh,Damn!

    Hahaha, thats how I used kushika pembe, dame akipotea for a week class na mimi napotea, Then everybody is like mimi ndio nakamua kitu kumbe nashika pembe. Its a prime way to get some bucks if in that uni. Thos me feckin fathers got chedda mehn!
  19. Elgin

    Not just another cup

    Haha ndi gatheee
  20. Elgin

    Eastleigh,Damn!

    Hehe kaa tu Galleria na manuns, nilosomea hapo Catholic Uni, and nilishikia mafather pembe wakamue mbuzi mara mob, I rem my first Galaxy mini was bought by a father who gave me 20k to keep shield venye alienda na kunguru coast for a week. Nilimcover sana hata thats how I ended in Mbooni till...
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