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  1. Ngima ya waru

    Strange culture

    So on Sunday I happened to have a sitting pale Takaungu, huko kwa Chonyi. Iko dame hapo I was chatting up. She was explaining to me how whenever she craves for sex she just puts a chicken feather in her ears, rolls it until she orgasms. Ati mpaka she gets so wild and feels like it's the real...
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    Nikubaya

    Me hata nimeanza kukonda. Unpaid leave. Gari ya kutafta pesa parking basement. Sina pesa Bana.
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    How much can it cost

    Grader cost per hour unajua ni how much?
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    Ngimanene na muchere

    Good day to you. Na uzoee kujikula na mboga pia
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    Ngima

    Becoming an enigma slowly but surely
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    Dine With The Ngima's

    Jeso... Unless kuna dawa unameza...
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    Mali safi ya kale kamzee

    Sasa unataka kuita polisi?
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    Mali safi ya kale kamzee

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    Mali safi ya kale kamzee

    @Field Marshal ukisema kuni za gicagi you meant these? Dickteta @Meria huku machamba imepanda bei kweli kweli, sijui tutaishi wapi Bana na vile pesa inafanya social distancing na mimi.
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    Zapp Brannigan

    Don't shave a hyena beard.... Hahaha it's a big tune in our village, simply means don't try measuring your pee distance with those who pee while sitted.
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    Slow Saturday

    001 kwa Hoho
  12. Ngima ya waru

    Phd in driving

    Hio gearbox lazima iwekwe chini, meno ya number 1 and 2 kwisha.
  13. Ngima ya waru

    Open Discussion

    Usikojoe bed wewe, amka
  14. Ngima ya waru

    Slow Saturday

    No, kuna @Pamba 1 wanasunbua hii mtaa Sana.. Even a water bottle wanafungua to sniff if umeweka njemson ndani... But since nko na kipii I've to be alert too
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    Slow Saturday

    Now because Wanjohi and his cronies decided we shall not work, wacha tuharibu macho na sand hapa
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    Luhya kingpin has a joker and Ace in his sleeve,mtulie

    Am sure he nose what's he's saying
  17. Ngima ya waru

    Warmdown 19/05/2020

    Its 0155hrs and am having hot cup of chocolate, hii ni shida gani Sasa?
  18. Ngima ya waru

    Msuto moto

    Tuko ngangari, wakinya tunaoga
  19. Ngima ya waru

    Fake Journalists

    @Mwalimu-G over to you
  20. Ngima ya waru

    m7 :practicals

    Wanjohi should do one and tell our Kenyan wimmens how many chapos to make from one packet of 2kgs wheatflour
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