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    Perseverance Rover Bookmark

    Its main job is to seek signs of ancient life and collect samples of rock and regolith (broken rock and soil) for possible return to Earth.Launched on July 30th 2020 and expected to land on February 18th 2021.
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    Seriously in Kenya

    The advert posted on social media and job websites said that Africa is poised to become a leading source of innovation in a variety of sectors with an expected growth rate of 7 percent annually over the next 20 years. The company said that it recognises the potential impact of research and...
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    BBI Nonsense

    When the BBI bill flopped in Baringo, in a session that turned into a melee, there were ululations everywhere in Mukuru Kwa Zuckerberg, that finally, Dr Ruto had subdued senator Moi in his own backyard Tangatanga caught a rare orgasm and attributed the defeat to smart manoeuvres by their...
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    Scripture of the Day

    Today's Scripture A good name is more desirable than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold. (Proverbs 22:1, NIV) THE REWARD OF INTEGRITY Your reputation is one of the most valuable things you have. You can have great riches and yet be despised, looked down on, and seen as...
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    in the headlines

    Teargas manufacturers are decrying declining sales We blame it on the handshake
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    MUSICAL FAMILIES

    We had the Jackson's five and we may have many more, but I will not talk about them because I know very little about them In Kenya we have the Mushrooms band. The band was created in 1972 by five musical siblings from Kaloleni Giriama. They were led by the eldest, Teddy Kalanda Harrison who...
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    Christians need to learn something from Muslims....

    What if the victim was mistakenly presumed dead like what happened in Kericho last year,won't he/she be burried alive......
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    DCI Reveals a Serious Matter

    And how do they know that the person is going to die?
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    Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

    Being older doesn't mean you'll die first.
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    The Experience

    Thank you.
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    The Experience

    Any question? am free to answer...
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    The Long Lasting Truth.

    Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this 1. The poor - work & work. 2. The rich - exploit the poor. 3. The soldier - protects both. 4. The taxpayer - pays for all three. 5. The banker - robs all four. 6. The lawyer - misleads all five. 7. The doctor - bills all six. 8. The goons - scare all of...
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    Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

    Did you know that Women always think men will die first,if you think am lying just tell her let's sell this house and land,she will be like "for what! When you die where will i live with the children?"
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    Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

    All women have one reasoning they don't understand that men also have feelings...
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    Eating in a Funeral

    Eating in a funeral is the only method the hoi polloi can successfully employ to recover their stolen resources, whenever a wealthy oligarch who may have acquired his wealth fraudulently kicks the famous bucket I am talking to the Hoof-Eaters of Kisii. Please attend the funeral en masse and...
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    This is Guka - Huu Ujinga Umetoka Wapi? Bonobos Kweli Are Fearfully Made..........

    I once read somewhere that being born in Africa vs Life,then life is 1-0 ahead of you.
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    Omosh

    Reports from Jalas says he has raised more 1million for him.
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    The Experience

    A KWS plane crashed in Nanyuki afew days ago killing two people . Peace be with the kith and kin of the deceased. I am sure this doesn't affect us, because as I've said before, we Hoof-Eaters will never die in any aviation accident, unless an aircraft falls on us This is because flying is a...
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    Mohammed Yusuf Haji, Garissa Senator...

    "The father of BBI"
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    Dr Mukhisa Kituyi

    Dr Mukhisa Kituyi The man is an intellectual powerhouse, an important ingredient in leadership, but not in Kenya Here he will have to leave part or whole of his brain at home and start walking around like a madman, yelling expletives to imaginary enemies, to win any elections Otherwise, he is...
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