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Bought a Chloride N70 for my pickup and drove to Nyahururu. The following morning damn engine did not even crank. Kuwarudishia wakaniambi wewe Mzee wacha battery tutakupigia. That was two years ago na hakuna hata missed call from them

Sijawai elewa vile mtu huwacha pombe. Mimi lazima nichape ka 350ML Gilbeys ili nipate usingizi.

Fobe hatuwachi. Last year nilikunywa 362 days, hii mwaka nimekunywa 18 days

Hahaha. Kiguaru ndio mambo yote (shows our age) na upunguze muratina

Haiya! Kenge Kenge bado iko?

Wacha uongo! ERF ni Edwin Richard Foden, from whose initials the company was named. Succeeded by MAN

I voted for JSKS but I do feel sad for Baba. He was endorsed by the outgoing President, deep state, Athuri a Kiama kia Maa, Njuri Njeke... and he still LOST :D:D

Jambazi Sugu ndani!

Hii Puma imenimaliza

Kibao ni lethal, hakuna pishori mliwekewa. Ukipitisha mbili you will be walking a tight rope

Rongai bado hazijafika

Hii kitabu ilifanya vijana wengi waokoke

Nilipanga line huko on Thursday kama shaitan only to come out with a scarf and whistle. The uniform size I was looking for was out of stock

He is lucky it wasn't a poisoned arrow. Saa hii angekuwa anapatia St. Peter hio hekaya

Kuna jamaa alileta ya RX 350 na 150,000/=. For these small hybrids it might be cheaper