Recent content by Field Marshal

I've been out of touch for a while. I wait to be guided.

I am in good health my man, the bad winds notwithstanding.

Hi kiddo. The last time you promised the next boy you get would be named FM. Umefika wapi?

This is Guka. I have learned of the death of my fellow senior citizen with absolute shock, sadness, and disbelief. From the days of the old Klist, Gashwin was a voice of reason and good temperament, a gentleman of superior humour and wit. I was particularly impressed by his love for nature...

My fellow Ndeiyan bado Niko gangare...

Will it be you and Guka Trump? Coz it sure won't be me.....brarefakini!

Tumatako quarter. Mimi napenda kitu inashikika..

The craziest joke I heard: Trump hates Democrats because one left a bad taste in his mouth. (Bubba)

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Poa poa senior.....

Nye Nye Nye Nye! Brarefakini tuti tutu! Eti nilikufia India kama Baba (RIP my boy), sijui eti nilienda Sayuni juu ya Viagra overdose tukiwa na Mwende Kasweetie Matharau Street. Nugu ici! Mnafikiria mimi ni mtu ovyo ovyo wa kutumia wifi ya mama nikufe tuu fwaaaa? Hiti ici! Nilikuwa, niko, na...

The Oracle of Ndeiya has long predicted this shit. We have our own Onya chas, but what a lot of people don't know is that many illegal migrants to our country are truly damaged. Those Somalis, Ethiopians, Congolese, Brundians, Nigerians, etc you are letting in are so used to senseless wars and...

Hate him or like him, The Oracle of Ndeiya is never wrong. Await my earth-shaking prophecy on The Thug of Sugoi. The ngomi are still talking to me. It is epic.

BS. Was Moi even a VP in 1965?

I really wish you could use your patently huge intelligence to defend more rational things than a silly religion created by a Roman emperor, and subsequently used by his multiple European successors, to rape, murder, and loot the world....