Recent content by Field Marshal

The Oracle of Ndeiya has long predicted this shit. We have our own Onya chas, but what a lot of people don't know is that many illegal migrants to our country are truly damaged. Those Somalis, Ethiopians, Congolese, Brundians, Nigerians, etc you are letting in are so used to senseless wars and...

Hate him or like him, The Oracle of Ndeiya is never wrong. Await my earth-shaking prophecy on The Thug of Sugoi. The ngomi are still talking to me. It is epic.

BS. Was Moi even a VP in 1965?

I really wish you could use your patently huge intelligence to defend more rational things than a silly religion created by a Roman emperor, and subsequently used by his multiple European successors, to rape, murder, and loot the world....

Poa poa mchawi. How many old women did you burn this last weekend?

I know it's none of our business, but the ngomi of my people advise that the US elections will go to Trump. The implications? A speedier demise of the American evil empire. Greater tensions with China. The Nazi comedian Zelensky is ferked. A full genocide of the Palestinians. Less alphabet...

For the record, siyo mimi victim. Siwezi beba roto tano kama hii....

Time for that old rhyme: Mkamba useful ni yule ako na **** tuu....

Didn't I tell you Babuon was the lesser evil?

Unaniona kama matako inalia bwata, eeeh?

Sadly, I see you are just another indoctrinated twat like all the rest. Ha ha ha! When was the last time you saw atheists mount loudspeakers in a residential neibahood to disturb sleeping people pontificating about their white old god in the sky? When did an atheist come knocking on your gate...

Asanteni nyote....

She was just 22. A daughter really, though no blood relation. A Corinthian. Not even educated. But extremely lovely and beautiful. Respectful. Bubbly and always happy. A breath of fresh air. As she served me tea where she worked she would tease me. "Guks, mbona hujanyoa ndevu leo. Hauna pesa...

Very stupid gal....

Who took off his helmet to smell space?