Why Men Think With Two Heads...

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Now this explains a lot as to why men alternate their thinking between the two 'heads' they have...

https://phys.org/news/2021-06-human-brain-testis-highest-common.html

Moving on,when not thinking with either of the two heads,they do not think at all...


And when they manage to think,they are unable to verbalize their thoughts

But at some point,flashes of brilliance do occur
 

The.Black.Templar

Elder Lister
Staff member
Let me explain something. Any one reading me as the OP and reading you as the first responder will rightly and correctly so conclude you be talking about me...is that hard to grasp?
let me also explain something, when you put up a post as the OP and not exclude me as a member of the forum, I will rightly and correctly opt to exclude myself from a misleading headline directed at "men" who think with two heads. Have I broken it down to you properly?
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
let me also explain something, when you put up a post as the OP and not exclude me as a member of the forum, I will rightly and correctly opt to exclude myself from a misleading headline directed at "men" who think with two heads. Have I broken it down to you properly?
Does opting to exclude yourself give you the leeway to conclude that I should be speaking for myself only?
 

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
Drunk at the bar…
June 6, 2021 by Jonco
A guy had been propping up the bar for six hours when he happened to mention that his girlfriend was outside in the car. As it was a bitterly cold day, the bartender thought he had better make sure that she was all right. But when he peered into the car, he saw the drunk’s buddy Kyle screwing the girlfriend on the back seat.
Unsure how to handle the situation, the bartender went back in and simply told the drunk that it might be an idea to check on his girlfriend. So the drunk staggered outside into the car park, saw Kyle and the girl entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
‘What’s so funny?’ asked the bartender.
‘The drunk said: ‘That idiot Kyle – he’s so bloody drunk, he thinks he’s me!’
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