white cliff nights

emali

Elder Lister
The port of dover in the English county of Kent marks the nearest point to continental Europe from the UK.. there is a ferry service from dover to calais and dunkirk.. takes about 2hrs to get to either side.. if in a hurry theres the channel tunnel which will take you about half an hour..
Over the years I have made good friends from all around.. on this particular occasion I was invited together with the crew to Luxembourg by one of our former class mates who had emigrated there and was doing very well..
This was an excellent opportunity for a great road trip..
Sisi hao.. gari ni Vauxhall zafira seven seater.. tunaelekea dover kuingia ferry to europe.. Kama ilivyo desturi ya wa Kenya tukaanza pombe apart from dere... dere was me.. So hawa wasee wakawa wanaenjoy drinking ...good music mimi hapa nimeshikilia steering wheel tu.. noma... tukafika the village of dover.. just before the port.. waakamua kuchukua supplies..
It was now around 10pm..so supermarket tulienda was about to close..
After hawa walevi kufanya shopping tukaenda kulipa...yule attendant, a wdamsel of west Indian descent with tje most succulent behind you ever saw, aka remark.. "you guys out for a good night?"..
nikavuta aerial....
wenzangu were too drunk to get anything..
Long story short.. after kufunga shop.. nilimpeleka home kwake.. nikaacha ma boys hapo kwa cliffs za dover.....
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emali

Elder Lister
now.. this dover crossing.. is something I do atleast twice a year.. before covid...so once.. when the kids na mama yao were asleep and I had a few extra minutes to the ferry.. I decided to do a lap of honour around the town of dover.. for the sake of that carribean damsel.. half way through the town bibi akaamka.. ananiuliza tuko wapi? nikamwambia nimepotea kidogo.. she looked at me.. and the smurk on my face then asked ile trip yenu iliishia hapa what really happened?
Nikamwambia Ochi.. hakuwa na visa ya france
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
now.. this dover crossing.. is something I do atleast twice a year.. before covid...so once.. when the kids na mama yao were asleep and I had a few extra minutes to the ferry.. I decided to do a lap of honour around the town of dover.. for the sake of that carribean damsel.. half way through the town bibi akaamka.. ananiuliza tuko wapi? nikamwambia nimepotea kidogo.. she looked at me.. and the smurk on my face then asked ile trip yenu iliishia hapa what really happened?
Nikamwambia Ochi.. hakuwa na visa ya france
Usipolipa fine ya wazee hizi stories zako Ni null and void ,na umefanya high treason kukausha wazee
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