Where guano makes you laugh...(yes, guano is birdshit!)

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WHY PENGUINS ARE A LAUGHING MATTER
OCTOBER 19, 2020 DAN LEWIS UNCATEGORIZED 0


At heights reaching more than three feet (100 cm) and weights approaching 40 pounds (18 kg), king penguins like the one pictured above can be the size of small human children. Native to the islands around Antarctica, they’re rather protected — with well more than 2 million king penguins in the region, they are as far from being an endangered species as one can get, climate change notwithstanding. As a result, you’ll find king penguins in zoos and aquariums around the world; they’re considered a “flagship species” when it comes to choosing animals to highlight the planet’s biodiversity to the public.

So it shouldn’t be surprising that king penguins are also some of the most studied creatures on the planet. And sometimes, that can lead to some unexpected laughs.

Because of their poops.

Like most wild animals, king penguins don’t build or otherwise use bathrooms. They go wherever they want, whenever they want, and do so indiscriminately. And that’s not a bad thing! Bird excrement, also known as guano, is “is a highly effective fertilizer due to its exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate, and potassium: key nutrients essential for plant growth,” as Wikipedia summarizes. When king penguins go for a swim to catch themselves a meal, they’re unintentionally bringing back a lot of the nutrients needed for vegetation to thrive back on land.

Unfortunately, there’s a downside to penguin poo — it may have a negative impact on climate change. Earlier in 2020, a team of researchers from the University of Denmark went to South Georgia, an island in the South Atlantic near Antarctica. (Here’s a map.) What they discovered was bad for the planet. Newsweek explains:
Penguin feces, known as guano, is known to release huge amounts of nitrous oxide (N2O). This is a potent greenhouse gas, with a warming effect around 300 times that of carbon dioxide (CO2). The N2O is created when the penguins eat fish and krill that have absorbed large amounts of nitrogen via phytoplankton. Nitrogen is released from the guano, and the soil it lands on converts it into N2O.
As CNN reported, “the emissions measure about 100 times more than a recently fertilized Danish field.” That’s a lot, and it’s no laughing matter — but the researchers had a hard time keeping a straight face.
Nitrous oxide isn’t just a greenhouse gas; it is also known as “laughing gas,” and works as a sedative, one often used by dentists to make unpleasantries like cavity fillings and root canals tolerable. And the amount of N2O was so extreme on South Georgia that, per CNN, “one researcher went ‘completely cuckoo,’ while ‘nosing about in guano for several hours,’ in the words of Bo Elberling, a fellow researcher. The nitrous oxide exposure was so intense that it went beyond being an analgesic; as Elberling told Phys.org, those on his team began “to feel ill and get a headache” after the delusional happiness wore off.

But there’s good news. First, the researchers don’t seem to be harmed, at least not long term. And second, neither does the planet. Per Elberling, “nitrous oxide emissions in this case are not enough to impact Earth’s overall energy budget.”

The full paper is available here.


Bonus fact
: Dentists have been using N2O as an analgesic since the 1840s, but it didn’t start off that way. Nitrous oxide was first discovered in 1793 and, before the century was out, became a very popular recreational drug for the European elites. “Laughing gas parties” were common as early as 1799; it wasn’t until 1844 when a dentist named Horace Wells, after seeing a demonstration of the intoxicating effects of the gas, decided to try it as a form of anesthesia.

From the Archives: How Bird Poop Shaped Our Maps: Guano!
 

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HOW BIRD POOP SHAPED OUR MAPS
MAY 22, 2017 DAN LEWIS UNCATEGORIZED 0


Imagine the Americas of the 1850s. Westward expansion has led to a population boom or vice versa — either way, the country is growing in leaps and bounds. More people requires more food, and more food requires more land. That’s the one thing the United States had at the time — Kansas, Nebraska, and other modern-day grain belt states were just starting to be settled by the descendants of former European colonists.
But to get crops growing, that land needed more than a rake and a hoe. The land needed fertilizer, and that wasn’t so easy to come by. Artificial fertilizer wasn’t very effective, and natural fertilizer wasn’t very abundant. And specifically, there was a focus on “guano” — that is, bird and bat poop, and in the immediate case, the droppings of waterfowl.
Guano, as Wikipedia explains, “is a highly effective fertilizer due to its exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate, and potassium.” In other words, it helps makes plants grow, and if you’re a farmer, you want it for your fields. In the Americas of the 1850s, there wasn’t enough of it to go around — the country simply had too many people and too much land for the native seafowl population to, um, support. So the U.S. had to look for other sources. The most immediate avenue was to import it — Peru had more bird excrement than it could possibly use — but a UK trading firm got to that market first. As Mental Floss explains, “In 1842, Antony Gibbs and Sons—a U.K. trading company—entered Peru’s bird scat game. By 1848, they’d built a worldwide monopoly: as one common jingle declared, ‘Mr. Gibbs made his dibs selling the turds of foreign birds.’”
So America came up with another solution. If we couldn’t harvest it locally, and we couldn’t buy it from abroad, we’d conquer it. There are lots of little rocks and other spots of land throughout the oceans; while many of those places are uninhabited by people, they make for rather convenient toilets for passing birds. And birds had been using islands this way for centuries. These places were literal gold mines, except filled with meters-high mountains of something a lot more white than gold. And America wanted that “white gold,” as guano was actually referred to at the time.
In 1856, Congress passed a bill — the “Guano Islands Act” — explicitly making this possible. The act, signed into law by President Franklin Pierce, states in relevant part the following:
Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other Government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other Government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.
In other words: if an American finds a pile of bird poop on some unclaimed island somewhere, the President can claim that island on behalf of America.
The United States ended up with more than 100 islands (using the term “islands” loosely) under the Act, with Midway Atoll among the most significant. Most of those claims were uncontroversial — there aren’t a lot of reasons for someone wanting to challenge America for control over a pile of poop, especially not now that we have more readily available alternative options.


Bonus fact
: In 1864, Spain seized the Chincha Islands, a group of three islands off the coast of Peru, primarily for the purposes of taking the uninhabited island’s guano deposits. Peru — whose independence Spain did not yet recognize — took exception and declared war. The war lasted two years and claimed a total of approximately 1,000 lives, but ultimately, Peru prevailed.
From the Archives: Pooped Out: The story of Nauru, an island whose economy boomed due to guano, and then busted.
 
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