What's the crazy/funny thing you've ever done for someone you thot you cared for?

[kymnjoro]

In 2004, She lost her phone I bought her a brand new Sony only to realize later Mimi ndo nlikuwa na kiherehere
Vickie wherever you are may you always step on a wet spot when you wear socks.
May you have diarrhea on your wedding day.
May all you downloads fail at 99%.

So whats your story?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

In 2004, She lost her phone I bought her a brand new Sony only to realize later Mimi ndo nlikuwa na kiherehere
Vickie wherever you are may you always step on a wet spot when you wear socks.
May you have diarrhea on your wedding day.
May all you downloads fail at 99%.
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So whats your story?

This is a half hekaya. Maliza hekaya nding'oing'o ino!

 

[mZENDE]

In 2004, She lost her phone I bought her a brand new Sony only to realize later Mimi ndo nlikuwa na kiherehere
Vickie wherever you are may you always step on a wet spot when you wear socks.
May you have diarrhea on your wedding day.
May all you downloads fail at 99%.
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So whats your story?

15 years late shit still hurts huh?

 

[Cortedivoire]

sema ni lanye alikuwekea mchele

 

[Berlin]

Bought Paula booze, she ended up stealing my kidney!

 

[kymnjoro]

Bought Paula booze, she ended up stealing my kidney!

MEFFI wewe, hukumaliza Heykhaya

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

MEFFI wewe, hukumaliza Heykhaya

You shouldn't be throwing stones niga. You live in a glass house!

 

[Kush Yule Mnono]

This is a half hekaya. Maliza hekaya nding'oing'o ino!

Hawes malisa ... hii mucene huyu khasia ameiba pale Mukuru

 

[Berlin]

MEFFI wewe, hukumaliza Heykhaya

What did I miss, the closing prayer?