What do you remember about being a Mono?

[Nostradumbass]

Mimi first day after wazazi washaenda nmevaa tuslippers mpya nkaenda Hall kuwatch tv,kuingia tu hivi nliskia mono,kuja hapa...

Maswali ka za akina @Pamba 1 alaf nkaambiwa sema 'mbrrrrrr'...

After that nlipewa slipper imedungwa na mti,alaf majamaa za form four zkanishika shati hapa nyuma,ati mi ni driver alaf nipitie katikati ya watu nikipiga honi.

Nlipatana na jamaa inaitu Tugi nkapiga honi,ile kofi nilipigwa akyangai....

 

[Mathiokore]

It was uneventful except for the meal we had for supper, cabbages ni kama zilikua zimekatwa na panga, huge pieces with watery soup and tasteless ugali, i tried eating but them cabbages couldn't go down my throat i felt like vomiting there and then. Nilitupa yote.

For 3 years i only ever ate ugali with black chocolate so budget ya sukari ilikua juu zaidi, in our final year top layer was strictly for finalists so i got to have a decent meal.

Juu ya hio ugali ya High School, mpaka leo siwes stand ugali

 

[Sabuni]

1. Being told my form 4 cousin is gayish...tried to fungua a form 1 the previous year.
2. My other cousin and fellow mono being beaten to near pulp for ujuaji.
3. Henceforth denying any/all claim that No. 1 and 2 above are my relatives.
4. Being put on "special" diet & no manual labour list (absentmindedly joined the wrong queue during admission ).
5. Beating the school "champe" at Table Tennis...had been playing since I was 8 yrs old at Thika Gymkhana.

 

[nughy]

Aaaa! Did you ever tell? Did you feel bad for your mum, is she still your step mum?

No i never told my mum but my younger bro vile alikua kujua alisnitch and the lady akapelekwa mbio and she left.