This is Guka - Singo Matha Kanipea Knock-Out

[Field Marshal]

She's an average Kikuyu wench, you know, the ones that you visit and they make you a ridiculous dish of rice and potato stew (unakula starch na starch). Yaani anakaa tu flat kama uji baridi bila sukari.

I took her out for tea a couple of times - sometimes at my age you just want some company - but I found her to be as dumb as a door knob, so kidogo kidogo I started being unavailable. Ikaisha tu hivo.

Last week, three months after we last met - her Whatsapp update showed her next to a new car. The caption read: "Dating some people is like being in a relationship with a handbrake. Mnaachana maisha yako inaruka kama Ferrari'.

I know it was addressed to me.

Paula, I may have been a handbrake, but no way was I going to buy an old Ford Escort with four-punctured tyres and no airbags.

Aca!

 

[imei2012]

Muted all whatsapp statuses.... Problem solved

 

[Cortedivoire]

wewe ni gay. uliblock kunguru bila kuchukua slices

 

[Field Marshal]

wewe ni gay. uliblock kunguru bila kuchukua slices

He he he he he! What do you mean by 'gay'? The word has several meanings in English...............

 

[Mawaya]

Why do you even try?
Vitu zingine si uwache zisumbue watu rika ya 'Phil'.
Kwako sasa hao inafaa wakujie advice sio wanakupata uko na shida kuliko zao.
Kunywa yoghurt mbili utulie.

 

[RANDY $]

.... kungurus be using whatsapp statu to pass some passive aggressive messages. Mimi i fucking respond.

 

[mzeiya]

Ukiachwa achika

 

[Kasaman]

hii maisha nikama superhighway, kuna service lane na Express lane. the choice is yours

 

[Introvert]

 

[Field Marshal]

Animaliser unacheka nini kubaff? Kuja hapa Home Pub jaruopithecus wenzako ni MA Jack Daniel's na Hennessey (!). Mimi nanyonya pombe ya mafundi forefore... kusota ni mbaya...

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Animaliser unacheka nini kubaff? Kuja hapa Home Pub jaruopithecus wenzako ni MA Jack Daniel's na Hennessey (!). Mimi nanyonya pombe ya mafundi forefore... kusota ni mbaya...

Kama hakuna pesa kunywa keg na chrome

 

[Introvert]

Animaliser unacheka nini kubaff? Kuja hapa Home Pub jaruopithecus wenzako ni MA Jack Daniel's na Hennessey (!). Mimi nanyonya pombe ya mafundi forefore... kusota ni mbaya...

Home Pub niko na deni.

 

[Kasaman]

Home Pub niko na deni.

anakunywa fobe kwa deni ?

 

[X-TRAIL]

Guka kibali haukufika bei

 

[Berlin]

She's an average Kikuyu wench, you know, the ones that you visit and they make you a ridiculous dish of rice and potato stew (unakula starch na starch). Yaani anakaa tu flat kama uji baridi bila sukari.

I took her out for tea a couple of times - sometimes at my age you just want some company - but I found her to be as dumb as a door knob, so kidogo kidogo I started being unavailable. Ikaisha tu hivo.

Last week, three months after we last met - her Whatsapp update showed her next to a new car. The caption read: "Dating some people is like being in a relationship with a handbrake. Mnaachana maisha yako inaruka kama Ferrari'.

I know it was addressed to me.

Paula, I may have been a handbrake, but no way was I going to buy an old Ford Escort with four-punctured tyres and no airbags.

Aca!

Paula's are a sly class, been there grandad it'll pass