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Field Marshal

Elder Lister
This clip has made me laugh kama mjinga.

Our lakeside folks can sometimes have their wires crossed.

Oh wait, we Okuyus also have our fair share of Kasamans...

 

QuadroK4000

Elder Lister
Onyango amechanganyikiwa kabisaaaaa! 😂 😂😂 Anajua WWIII imelipuka and even he is not surviving.

But that move he pulled was a 345 IQ manouvre mpaka mathe ametupa radar kabisa...
I like that kind of Vayolens... There were times my mum angeona I don't deserve a beating, alafu anasema no supper...na saa hiyo niko njaa mbaya...

That is a very major punishment.

The following day unakua as straight as an arrow.

In terms of behavior.

Good sweet times those ones!
 

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
Mama zetu walikua very vengeful, akikwambia ni kilio kinakuuma, ujue without doubt hio siku lazima ungelimwa. But we survived and we are not like this spoilt and rotten kababa generation.
My Mum used to beat all three of us for the transgressions of one of anyone of us. She used to say “you are your brother’s keeper and you have failed”.
When asked by other Mothers why beat all of us when only one of us was naughty, she would retort “nii huraga othe hamwe. Kiamia kimwe imiire ciothe”.
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
My Mum used to beat all three of us for the transgressions of one of anyone of us. She used to say “you are your brother’s keeper and you have failed”.
When asked by other Mothers why beat all of us when only one of us was naughty, she would retort “nii huraga othe hamwe. Kiamia kimwe imiire ciothe”.
Very smart way of making sure your siblings restrain you from misbehaviour.

By the way, umeland? Ile Cialis nilimeza Jana inaniumiza....
 
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