This is Guka - Ngabu, This is the Way You Eat Cabbages...

[Aviator]

@Aviator , please don't.

Kuna mahali guka ame fyatuka.

Pacemaker is malfunctioning.

 

[Field Marshal]

Sagging boobs is a natural consequence of ageing. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Wacha kuwa defensive bae. My love for you goes beyond sagging boobs, falling out hair, tyres around the waist, whatever.... it's not like any of us is getting younger. You wit and good humor are more than enough...

 

[kingolonde]

Mursik though sour is much more superior than your normal yoghurt, much more because inawekwa makaa ya Olea Africanum... and that right there will treat your bowels (large and small intestines... Whichever comes first, pancrease , migraines, whatever etc etc. If you so wish, you can a table spoon of pure honey so that it's sweet and kind to your pace maker... Notice Pure... Not those brown viscous liquids that some people sell all over.

Pole Awa kama nimebonga mbaya.

Mursik is one of the causes of high oesophagaul cancer rates in the Rift

 

[Eng'iti]

Umenikumbusha mbali sana.... I know and I have hustled hiyo njia yote... Kutoka KCO.... Kapkatet, chelilis, Jamji, Ngoina, Mulot, Chepalungu, Litein Tea Factory, Sotik, Kaplong, Kebirigo, Kiamokama etc etc... And I don't regret.

I Thank God.

great places there

 

[mzeiya]

Guka si unapenda yoghurt aki. Niliona Uhuru Gardens imefungwa so picnic zako ziko wapi nowadays?

 

[Field Marshal]

Guka si unapenda yoghurt aki. Niliona Uhuru Gardens imefungwa so picnic zako ziko wapi nowadays?

Ndeiya Massive. Very cool place..

 

[QuadroK4000]

Guka si unapenda yoghurt aki. Niliona Uhuru Gardens imefungwa so picnic zako ziko wapi nowadays?

By the way nimepita hapo Leo.. Whats going on there?

 

[Mathiokore]

By the way nimepita hapo Leo.. Whats going on there?

The military (KDF) is giving it a face lift