This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

[Field Marshal]

Kuku ni mpooga na tena ni mbooka...............

A 65-year-old Kahawa West watchman has denied committing bestiality with his landlord's hen.

Pius Mwendo Kinzilo allegedly lured the hen by dropping food near his abode on January 30.

His landlord, Francis Waweru, rears chicken and ducks.

Makadara chief magistrate Heston Nyaga was on Friday told that Waweru was away at the time of the alleged offence, but he arrived shortly thereafter with two neighbours and found the bird dead under a motor vehicle.

The landlord asked the accused what had happened to the chicken and the man said he had accidentally killed it. He promised to pay for it the following day as he was rushing to work.

Waweru and the neighbours examined the carcass and found part of the intestines protruding. They took the carcass and filed a complaint at Kahawa West Police Post.

Mwendo was arrested and his trousers found with bloodstains. The following day, the clothing item and the carcass were taken to a veterinarian who established that the hen was violated.

Mwendo, who had been ordered to undergo a psychiatric examination, was released on a Sh100,000 bond with a surety in similar amount.

The hearing resumes on July 9.

 

[Mayekeke]

Mbona hii inakaa zile story za chokosh wa Ile Kijiji ingine.

 

[Ngima ya waru]

Kuku ni mpooga na tena ni mbooka...............

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A 65-year-old Kahawa West watchman has denied committing bestiality with his landlord's hen.

Pius Mwendo Kinzilo allegedly lured the hen by dropping food near his abode on January 30.

His landlord, Francis Waweru, rears chicken and ducks.

Makadara chief magistrate Heston Nyaga was on Friday told that Waweru was away at the time of the alleged offence, but he arrived shortly thereafter with two neighbours and found the bird dead under a motor vehicle.

The landlord asked the accused what had happened to the chicken and the man said he had accidentally killed it. He promised to pay for it the following day as he was rushing to work.

Waweru and the neighbours examined the carcass and found part of the intestines protruding. They took the carcass and filed a complaint at Kahawa West Police Post.

Mwendo was arrested and his trousers found with bloodstains. The following day, the clothing item and the carcass were taken to a veterinarian who established that the hen was violated.

Mwendo, who had been ordered to undergo a psychiatric examination, was released on a Sh100,000 bond with a surety in similar amount.

The hearing resumes on July 9.

 

[Magreb]

Francis is mad coz ni bibi yake ametombwo. We all know yeye na kuku ni chanda na Pete. Nothing more than a love triangle.

 

[Kasaman]

Kuku ni mpooga na tena ni mbooka...............

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A 65-year-old Kahawa West watchman has denied committing bestiality with his landlord's hen.

Pius Mwendo Kinzilo allegedly lured the hen by dropping food near his abode on January 30.

His landlord, Francis Waweru, rears chicken and ducks.

Makadara chief magistrate Heston Nyaga was on Friday told that Waweru was away at the time of the alleged offence, but he arrived shortly thereafter with two neighbours and found the bird dead under a motor vehicle.

The landlord asked the accused what had happened to the chicken and the man said he had accidentally killed it. He promised to pay for it the following day as he was rushing to work.

Waweru and the neighbours examined the carcass and found part of the intestines protruding. They took the carcass and filed a complaint at Kahawa West Police Post.

Mwendo was arrested and his trousers found with bloodstains. The following day, the clothing item and the carcass were taken to a veterinarian who established that the hen was violated.

Mwendo, who had been ordered to undergo a psychiatric examination, was released on a Sh100,000 bond with a surety in similar amount.

The hearing resumes on July 9.

how I wish he ate the chicken !

 

[Mawaya]

how I wish he ate the chicken !

Si mnasemanga 'huyu dame nishakula' so he 'ate' it.

 

[Meria]

Had to scroll up nisome jina tena.
Yaani ...
Acha tu.
Navile githurai wako wengi @50 bob

 

[Field Marshal]

eat literally, kuuk ,pika kuku dismantle it into pieces, eat with fushuma ,including those intestines, and pancreas !

I don't like what you are saying...................gross!

 

[Hotep]

Tusidanganyane, boys who grew ocha fucked farm animals. I have a cousin who claims mbuzi was best. I have done my small time research to conclude the sentences are too harsh. *not ocha boy here

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kesi kama hio si ya kupeleka karao, he could just have fired him aelekee kwao.

 

[Pseudonyms]

Tusidanganyane, I, who grew in ocha, fucked farm animals. I know mbuzi was best. I have done my small time research to conclude the sentences are too harsh.

Fiksed.

 

[Kasaman]

I don't like what you are saying...................gross!

nimetoa

 

[Hotep]

My first subject. A nephew to my business associate alikua anahepa boarding school weekend. Alafu the guka was not minding him breaking a few school rules. His uncle who was my friend told me that the little nigga used to fuck some njau. With shock and disgust beyond what my brain could process he said he had done it once. Anyways I could go on. Guka, Meria, Gashwin na kasingau should come clean.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

My first subject. A nephew to my business associate alikua anahepa boarding school weekend. Alafu the guka was not minding him breaking a few school rules. His uncle who was my friend told me that the little nigga used to fuck some njau. With shock and disgust beyond what my brain could process he said he had done it once. Anyways I could go on. Guka, Meria, Gashwin na kasingau should come clean.

stop dreaming. some of us are not as depraved as your clansmen.

 

[Ssabasajja]

My first subject. A nephew to my business associate alikua anahepa boarding school weekend. Alafu the guka was not minding him breaking a few school rules. His uncle who was my friend told me that the little nigga used to fuck some njau. With shock and disgust beyond what my brain could process he said he had done it once. Anyways I could go on. Guka, Meria, Gashwin na kasingau should come clean.

Njau ni nini?

 

[Pseudonyms]

Njau ni nini?

Ndama.

 

[Clemens]

Ndama.

Yeah in kiuk and kale, same as Kukama

 

[Kabuda]

stop dreaming. some of us are not as depraved as your clansmen.

We've all done it.
Sticking your mjulubeng in a calf's mouth inyonye.
Some may argue it's the best blow job they have ever had.
Just make sure the sacrificial calf has no teeth otherwise you might end up being the kulwad .... kikikikkkk.....

 

[shocks]

We've all done it.
Sticking your mjulubeng in a calf's mouth inyonye.
Some may argue it's the best blow job they have ever had.
Just make sure the sacrificial calf has no teeth otherwise you might end up being the kulwad .... kikikikkkk.....

You guys console yourselves with "we've all done it", no, actually nyinyi watu are in the minority

 

[QuadroK4000]

Kuku ni mpooga na tena ni mbooka...............

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A 65-year-old Kahawa West watchman has denied committing bestiality with his landlord's hen.

Pius Mwendo Kinzilo allegedly lured the hen by dropping food near his abode on January 30.

His landlord, Francis Waweru, rears chicken and ducks.

Makadara chief magistrate Heston Nyaga was on Friday told that Waweru was away at the time of the alleged offence, but he arrived shortly thereafter with two neighbours and found the bird dead under a motor vehicle.

The landlord asked the accused what had happened to the chicken and the man said he had accidentally killed it. He promised to pay for it the following day as he was rushing to work.

Waweru and the neighbours examined the carcass and found part of the intestines protruding. They took the carcass and filed a complaint at Kahawa West Police Post.

Mwendo was arrested and his trousers found with bloodstains. The following day, the clothing item and the carcass were taken to a veterinarian who established that the hen was violated.

Mwendo, who had been ordered to undergo a psychiatric examination, was released on a Sh100,000 bond with a surety in similar amount.

The hearing resumes on July 9.

Yaani kuku na Bata inafanya mwana mme mzima atoboke 100k?