This is Guka - Congratulations Are in Order; I Prophesied the Death of the British Witch...

[Field Marshal]

Hundreds of thousands of Kenyans were killed or maimed in her name.

I prophesied her demise after I consulted with the spirits of my people nine months ago.

I, The Oracle of Ndeiya, remains and shall remain, the medium of the gods.

Thaaaai!

 

[Aviator]

Are your gods British?
They seem to get it right out there, but miss on the things that really matter here in Kenya.

I think their minds are colonized.

 

[Field Marshal]

Are your gods British?
They seem to get it right out there, but miss on the things that really matter here in Kenya.

I think their minds are colonized.

Once again, sijui what's wrong with you bonobozzzz. Already 70 PC of my prophesies have come to pass and we still have 5 months to go.

Mtashangaa...

 

[wrongturn]

 

[Tommy Kwesule.]

I haven't had sex in six years. When shall I get laid again, oh, prophet of the gods?

 

[shocks]

The Irish reaction
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[San Dan Glokta]

 

[petlava]

Once again, sijui what's wrong with you bonobozzzz. Already 70 PC of my prophesies have come to pass and we still have 5 months to go.

Mtashangaa...

It’s not rocket science, she was 96.