This is Guka - 20 Predictions for 2022 by the Oracle of Ndeiya. Bookmark This................................

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Kenya

1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.

2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.

3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.

4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.

5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.

6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.

7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).

8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.



Africa

1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.

2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.

3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.

4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.

5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.



The World

1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.

2. Covid will end.

3. America will have its first female president.

4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.

5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.

6. The British Queen will die.

7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.

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Long before he was conceived, it was predicted that a child shall be born in Ndeiya, a pureblood of the clan of Gaciku, and he shall have the favour of the gods to foresee the future. Heed yee earthlings of the fate and favour of the gods. Look yee to The Mountain of God, Kirinyaga, for blessings and His Everlasting Mercy, or perish in your foolish arrogance! Thaaaai!
 
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Cabaye CAptain1

Elder Lister
Kenya

1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.

2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.

3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.

4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.

5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.

6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.

7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).

8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.



Africa

1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.

2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.

3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.

4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.

5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.



The World

1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.

2. Covid will end.

3. America will have its first female president.

4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.

5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.

6. The British Queen will die.

7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.

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Long before he was conceived, it was predicted that a child shall be born in Ndeiya, a pureblood of the clan of Gaciku, and he shall have the favour of the gods to foresee the future. Heed yee earthlings of the fate and favour of the gods. Look yee to The Mountain of God, Kirinyaga, for blessings and His Everlasting Mercy, or perish in your foolish arrogance! Thaaaai!
I agree with pint number 1. Raila Tinga is technically a Luhya.
 

wrongturn

Elder Lister
Kenya

1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.

2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.

3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.

4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.

5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.

6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.

7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).

8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.



Africa

1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.

2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.

3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.

4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.

5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.



The World

1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.

2. Covid will end.

3. America will have its first female president.

4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.

5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.

6. The British Queen will die.

7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.

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Long before he was conceived, it was predicted that a child shall be born in Ndeiya, a pureblood of the clan of Gaciku, and he shall have the favour of the gods to foresee the future. Heed yee earthlings of the fate and favour of the gods. Look yee to The Mountain of God, Kirinyaga, for blessings and His Everlasting Mercy, or perish in your foolish arrogance! Thaaaai!

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We can't wait for them,number 7 is really a shocker
 

M-Pesa

Lister
You were doing so well Guka until you mentioned point number 1 hapo kwa Kenia.
Therefore let me do my small correction to the aforementioned point.....

Kenya
1. Ruto will most likely get the majority of votes but teep state watatuchezea kiini macho (cc @Ngimanene na Muchere ) tushtukie Baba akitangazwa mshindi just like was the case na Emilio Mwai Kifaki in 2007.

Ni hayo tu kwa sasa. Back to you in studio @Meria
 

DeepInYourMind

Elder Lister
Kenya

1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.

2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.

3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.

4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.

5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.

6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.

7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).

8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.



Africa

1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.

2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.

3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.

4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.

5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.



The World

1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.

2. Covid will end.

3. America will have its first female president.

4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.

5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.

6. The British Queen will die.

7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.

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Long before he was conceived, it was predicted that a child shall be born in Ndeiya, a pureblood of the clan of Gaciku, and he shall have the favour of the gods to foresee the future. Heed yee earthlings of the fate and favour of the gods. Look yee to The Mountain of God, Kirinyaga, for blessings and His Everlasting Mercy, or perish in your foolish arrogance! Thaaaai!
So much doom and gloom ehh..
 

mkurugenzi

Elder Lister
akikuja central anasema ni Muthoni.
senility has deprived him of ideas
juzi tu akasema alikua advisor wa mapadlock.
waiting for the next episode
Respect #The5th. Sisi wote hapo metumi, kafete, rware, nyandarua, naikuru, laikifia, gicuwaini, ruguru etc tuko locked kwa #BabaThe5th. Tumekataa mwisi.
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Kenya

1. Kenya will have its first Luhya president.

2. Kenyans will have a state funeral.

3. A tier-one politician will become incapacitated through natural/health causes, throwing the country into uncertanity.

4. The economy will grow by 7 per cent, bucking all previous election-year growth rates.

5. A prominent Lister/Ktalker will make his final bow.

6. In what will become a protracted and bitter struggle, Kenyans will ask for the cancellation of the 60-year old treaty that allows British soldiers to train in the country. This is after more atrocities by the soldiers are highlighted.

7. Nairobi will be struck by a mid-level 6.8 earthquake that will leave hundreds dead in the poorer suburbs and part of the city's new infrastructure damaged (not destroyed).

8. Kenya's election will pass peacefully except for a few stone-throwers who will be shot. There will be no PEV.



Africa

1. A long-serving EAC leader will be removed from power through extra-judicial means.

2. Nigeria will continue to disintegrate, but a tipping point will be reached in 2022. Biafra will be the first to break out.

3. A devastating Ebola epidemic will break out in the DRC, in which more than 10,000 people will die.

4. UN countries will start to recognise Somaliland as an independent country. Alshabaab will agree to enter into talks with the Mogadishu government.

5. Egyptian President Sisi will be ousted from power and placed in military detention.



The World

1. A short, devastating war will break out in Eastern Europe involving 6 countries.

2. Covid will end.

3. America will have its first female president.

4. America, Japan and Pakistan will be struck by devastating earthquakes during which a total of about 400,000 people will die.

5. Climate change will unleash natural catastrophes as never seen before. Hurricanes, tornadoes and typhoons will devastate swathes of America and Asia, as fires kill hundreds in Europe, North America, Australia, and for the first time, Africa. Across large swathes of Africa, many will go hungry tdue to unprecedented drought. Despite this the global economy will recover.

6. The British Queen will die.

7. China and Japan will have a short military confrontation near some disputed islands.

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Long before he was conceived, it was predicted that a child shall be born in Ndeiya, a pureblood of the clan of Gaciku, and he shall have the favour of the gods to foresee the future. Heed yee earthlings of the fate and favour of the gods. Look yee to The Mountain of God, Kirinyaga, for blessings and His Everlasting Mercy, or perish in your foolish arrogance! Thaaaai!
Is this what they call the game of musical chairs?
 
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