The Truth Behind Fake Corona Numbers

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Chief Lister
As we broke ugali over the brave table today and analyzing the fake corona numbers, we deduced the fake numbers being paraded is to stop Ruto who has recently embraced the brave message and mingling in crowded places without a mask and drawing large crowds that the tin god can only dream of. So they have hatched a plan in the name of corona numbers to try curtail him baada ya efforts za Matiangi kuambulia patupu.

So fellow senyetas, I put to you that the corona numbers are being faked, and observe keenly there will be a trend of rising fake numbers where Ruto has been and they will attribute to him.

Have a brave maskless and crowded week.