the one that ran away

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emali

Elder Lister
Everyone of us senators here has.. that one.. that might have been the one.. but for a whole range of reasons, you didn't end up with her.. mine was called Lilian..

Dark a smooth skin she had Lilian.. the broadest smile on the equator...a sweetheart to die for..I met Lilian when I was 19 and she a young damsel of 20..we hit it off mara moja. Mimi jamaa ya karioshada.. yeye ametoka huko banana kwa akina @QuadroK4000 on our first date she was dropped of near steps.. the club.. by her brother in an early 90s merc meaning old money.. Nikajua hii ni jackpot..

Nikambamba sana na hekaya zangu za eastlands.. though they actually were true stories.. nikajua huyu ameingia box kabisa..

Nilipush na Lilian for a while.. all our dates were city centre she still didn't trust me vile kuenda kule ghetto.. then one day as she had promised akakuja hadi Huruma corner, where nilikuwa na room ya beste yangu.. hizo perky tirries nilikuwa nimeziguza tu juu juu.. ikawa leo ndio ile siku..
mdamsel nikamchukua tao.. tukapanda hadi huruma.. nilikuwa. nishaa tayarisha tuvyakula kama za @Mongrel hivi hivi pale kejani.. lakini my mission was one..

Kuingia keja baada ya kubadilishana mate hapa na pale... Nika unleash mzee abdala hewani.. mrembo akamuangalia.. akaniangalia sura akasema ouchh.. akatoka mbio.. Lilian nakuombea mazuri.. she literally got away..
 
Budspencer

Budspencer

Elder Lister
emali said:
Everyone of us senators here has.. that one.. that might have been the one.. but for a whole range of reasons, you didn't end up with her.. mine was called Lilian..

Dark a smooth skin she had Lilian.. the broadest smile on the equator...a sweetheart to die for..I met Lilian when I was 19 and she a young damsel of 20..we hit it off mara moja. Mimi jamaa ya karioshada.. yeye ametoka huko banana kwa akina @QuadroK4000 on our first date she was dropped of near steps.. the club.. by her brother in an early 90s merc meaning old money.. Nikajua hii ni jackpot..

Nikambamba sana na hekaya zangu za eastlands.. though they actually were true stories.. nikajua huyu ameingia box kabisa..

Nilipush na Lilian for a while.. all our dates were city centre she still didn't trust me vile kuenda kule ghetto.. then one day as she had promised akakuja hadi Huruma corner, where nilikuwa na room ya beste yangu.. hizo perky tirries nilikuwa nimeziguza tu juu juu.. ikawa leo ndio ile siku..
mdamsel nikamchukua tao.. tukapanda hadi huruma.. nilikuwa. nishaa tayarisha tuvyakula kama za @Mongrel hivi hivi pale kejani.. lakini my mission was one..

Kuingia keja baada ya kubadilishana mate hapa na pale... Nika unleash mzee abdala hewani.. mrembo akamuangalia.. akaniangalia sura akasema ouchh.. akatoka mbio.. Lilian nakuombea mazuri.. she literally got away..
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Hehe, a man should be the last to undress/unleash. After a cock-up( literally) or two, such lessons are learnt.
 
It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
emali said:
Everyone of us senators here has.. that one.. that might have been the one.. but for a whole range of reasons, you didn't end up with her.. mine was called Lilian..

Dark a smooth skin she had Lilian.. the broadest smile on the equator...a sweetheart to die for..I met Lilian when I was 19 and she a young damsel of 20..we hit it off mara moja. Mimi jamaa ya karioshada.. yeye ametoka huko banana kwa akina @QuadroK4000 on our first date she was dropped of near steps.. the club.. by her brother in an early 90s merc meaning old money.. Nikajua hii ni jackpot..

Nikambamba sana na hekaya zangu za eastlands.. though they actually were true stories.. nikajua huyu ameingia box kabisa..

Nilipush na Lilian for a while.. all our dates were city centre she still didn't trust me vile kuenda kule ghetto.. then one day as she had promised akakuja hadi Huruma corner, where nilikuwa na room ya beste yangu.. hizo perky tirries nilikuwa nimeziguza tu juu juu.. ikawa leo ndio ile siku..
mdamsel nikamchukua tao.. tukapanda hadi huruma.. nilikuwa. nishaa tayarisha tuvyakula kama za @Mongrel hivi hivi pale kejani.. lakini my mission was one..

Kuingia keja baada ya kubadilishana mate hapa na pale... Nika unleash mzee abdala hewani.. mrembo akamuangalia.. akaniangalia sura akasema ouchh.. akatoka mbio.. Lilian nakuombea mazuri.. she literally got away..
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Heckaya has all the hallmarks of a @thirdman story like the one immediately after this in the all threads listing.
 
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Kasaman

Kasaman

Elder Lister
emali said:
Everyone of us senators here has.. that one.. that might have been the one.. but for a whole range of reasons, you didn't end up with her.. mine was called Lilian..

Dark a smooth skin she had Lilian.. the broadest smile on the equator...a sweetheart to die for..I met Lilian when I was 19 and she a young damsel of 20..we hit it off mara moja. Mimi jamaa ya karioshada.. yeye ametoka huko banana kwa akina @QuadroK4000 on our first date she was dropped of near steps.. the club.. by her brother in an early 90s merc meaning old money.. Nikajua hii ni jackpot..

Nikambamba sana na hekaya zangu za eastlands.. though they actually were true stories.. nikajua huyu ameingia box kabisa..

Nilipush na Lilian for a while.. all our dates were city centre she still didn't trust me vile kuenda kule ghetto.. then one day as she had promised akakuja hadi Huruma corner, where nilikuwa na room ya beste yangu.. hizo perky tirries nilikuwa nimeziguza tu juu juu.. ikawa leo ndio ile siku..
mdamsel nikamchukua tao.. tukapanda hadi huruma.. nilikuwa. nishaa tayarisha tuvyakula kama za @Mongrel hivi hivi pale kejani.. lakini my mission was one..

Kuingia keja baada ya kubadilishana mate hapa na pale... Nika unleash mzee abdala hewani.. mrembo akamuangalia.. akaniangalia sura akasema ouchh.. akatoka mbio.. Lilian nakuombea mazuri.. she literally got away..
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