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There is this bird called Arum Tidi, in dholuo. It should be a hornbil in English. The bird is believed to be a messanger of death, and must never be allowed to perch in the compound, because that means the homestead is about to lose someone
A sling must be fetched and stones fired in her direction to thwart her efforts each time the bird attempts to perch in the compound. Around this time last year, Kenya noticed this bird flying low, hooting and cackling and attempting to perch
Kenyans were shouting at the bird, but that couldn't stop her from perching. The people with real stones which could be used on her, were Uhuru and his henchmen, Kagwe and company but it appears they so wished that it lands, so that they don't miss the corona windfall
On 12th March 2020, standing besides the headquarters of corruption in East and Central Africa, also called Afya House, Mutahi Kagwe, beaming with smiles, announced that the long awaited virus had finally arrived
That's when the helter skelter began. Immediately, Uhuru launched the Google Loons to curb the spread of the deadly virus. Although I don't know what this, they must've really helped control the spread, especially in the nascent stage
Weeks into the pandemic and more cases tested positive and life took a new turn. Schools were closed, and travel restrictions imposed
For the first time, an African man, with two hairy tennis balls, someone required by the constitition to arrive home past midnight with his mouth belching pure molasses, was required to get home, before the chickens roost
In addition, we Westerners, as everyone else, were required to wash our hands even when there was no food in sight. We are also expected to walk around with our mouths and noses covered, as if someone within a smelling distance had released dangerous gases from his rectum, through the exhaust pipe
Hoof-Eaters also saw hand sanitizers and thermo guns for the first time. We were accustomed to that alcohol based thermometer which the nurse in the dispensary inserts in our bushy armpits each time we suffer malaria, but not these infra-red based guns
We followed every advise to remain safe. We were told it was the 5G telcos masts that emitted dangerous rays that brought the virus and many other rumours
At some point, it appeared Armageddon was nigh, but then that wasn't the case. The government bought land and bulldozers and dug up mass graves for us, but luckily, Wanyonyi has been with us
Here we are a year latter and although, I hear a third wave is in the offing and this one may be more ruthless than the first two, the reality is that we are no longer afraid as we were in the during the first month
We have seen it all. Good morning my fellow Southerners!!
A sling must be fetched and stones fired in her direction to thwart her efforts each time the bird attempts to perch in the compound. Around this time last year, Kenya noticed this bird flying low, hooting and cackling and attempting to perch
Kenyans were shouting at the bird, but that couldn't stop her from perching. The people with real stones which could be used on her, were Uhuru and his henchmen, Kagwe and company but it appears they so wished that it lands, so that they don't miss the corona windfall
On 12th March 2020, standing besides the headquarters of corruption in East and Central Africa, also called Afya House, Mutahi Kagwe, beaming with smiles, announced that the long awaited virus had finally arrived
That's when the helter skelter began. Immediately, Uhuru launched the Google Loons to curb the spread of the deadly virus. Although I don't know what this, they must've really helped control the spread, especially in the nascent stage
Weeks into the pandemic and more cases tested positive and life took a new turn. Schools were closed, and travel restrictions imposed
For the first time, an African man, with two hairy tennis balls, someone required by the constitition to arrive home past midnight with his mouth belching pure molasses, was required to get home, before the chickens roost
In addition, we Westerners, as everyone else, were required to wash our hands even when there was no food in sight. We are also expected to walk around with our mouths and noses covered, as if someone within a smelling distance had released dangerous gases from his rectum, through the exhaust pipe
Hoof-Eaters also saw hand sanitizers and thermo guns for the first time. We were accustomed to that alcohol based thermometer which the nurse in the dispensary inserts in our bushy armpits each time we suffer malaria, but not these infra-red based guns
We followed every advise to remain safe. We were told it was the 5G telcos masts that emitted dangerous rays that brought the virus and many other rumours
At some point, it appeared Armageddon was nigh, but then that wasn't the case. The government bought land and bulldozers and dug up mass graves for us, but luckily, Wanyonyi has been with us
Here we are a year latter and although, I hear a third wave is in the offing and this one may be more ruthless than the first two, the reality is that we are no longer afraid as we were in the during the first month
We have seen it all. Good morning my fellow Southerners!!
