TBT KCPE results Edition
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Long long time ago tulikua tunabugia peremende bila karatasi bila wasiwasi wowote, the worst that could happen ni kuchomeka (kulikua na pubic lice too lakini mtu akipata hizo alikua anafyeka karura forest yote inakaa ninii ya mtoi)
Kuchomeka came in two types, Kaswende and kisonono, thats syphilis and gonorrhea the only deadly STIs that were there before AIDS, iliitwa kuchomeka kwa sababu for the meo 24hrs after contacting kisonono kukojoa ilikua ni shida, as the urine came out you woud feel a burning sensation and excruciating pain hadi unapiga nduru, the more you delayed to search for treatment the more the pain became, all this time the femeo who caused it hana habari, by 48hrs bila ujanja mwingine you had to head to casino hospital Latema rd in Nairobi CBD, this is where kuchomeka was treated for free, but there was a catch, kwenda leta mwenzako. it only took one injection and strict instructions to abstain for a fortnight and you were healed.
kaswende was more dangerous and still is, its very hard to detect for both the meo and femeo and when it does erupt on the meo after a few weeks its horrifying, the meo member gets horrendous pus filled wounds which makes one run for treatment, if you dont go for treatment the kaswende wounds will evaporate and hibernate inside your body to emerge later after like 20 to 30 yrs, it will attack your brain ukue a demented watermelon like what happened to Al-capone, closer to home Karen Blixen died from kaswende too but by the 60s the scientists had come up with a dose ikaacha kuua watu sana ikiwa stage one. Last stage huwezi saidika.
Sasa late 80s baba lao AIDS landed in our shores, this was a plague like no other, haikua na dawa. watu wale waliendelea kula peremende bila karatasi kama zamani walienda kuenda, the whole world was in a panic. Before you die mtu alikua anakonda kaa shindano anabaki mifupa tupu. People were being buried 10ft deep wrapped in nylon papers. The only way to prevent AIDS ama Ukimwi was to condomise ama ufanye zero grazing. siku hizi mumesahau, watu wana kula nyama kwa nyama and all you are afraid of is unwanted pregnancy, shauli yenu.
vile AIDS ilituacha na condom ndio Rona itatuacha na masks.
please observe all Covid protocols.
PS: Nani anajua hii hosi
Kuchomeka came in two types, Kaswende and kisonono, thats syphilis and gonorrhea the only deadly STIs that were there before AIDS, iliitwa kuchomeka kwa sababu for the meo 24hrs after contacting kisonono kukojoa ilikua ni shida, as the urine came out you woud feel a burning sensation and excruciating pain hadi unapiga nduru, the more you delayed to search for treatment the more the pain became, all this time the femeo who caused it hana habari, by 48hrs bila ujanja mwingine you had to head to casino hospital Latema rd in Nairobi CBD, this is where kuchomeka was treated for free, but there was a catch, kwenda leta mwenzako. it only took one injection and strict instructions to abstain for a fortnight and you were healed.
kaswende was more dangerous and still is, its very hard to detect for both the meo and femeo and when it does erupt on the meo after a few weeks its horrifying, the meo member gets horrendous pus filled wounds which makes one run for treatment, if you dont go for treatment the kaswende wounds will evaporate and hibernate inside your body to emerge later after like 20 to 30 yrs, it will attack your brain ukue a demented watermelon like what happened to Al-capone, closer to home Karen Blixen died from kaswende too but by the 60s the scientists had come up with a dose ikaacha kuua watu sana ikiwa stage one. Last stage huwezi saidika.
Sasa late 80s baba lao AIDS landed in our shores, this was a plague like no other, haikua na dawa. watu wale waliendelea kula peremende bila karatasi kama zamani walienda kuenda, the whole world was in a panic. Before you die mtu alikua anakonda kaa shindano anabaki mifupa tupu. People were being buried 10ft deep wrapped in nylon papers. The only way to prevent AIDS ama Ukimwi was to condomise ama ufanye zero grazing. siku hizi mumesahau, watu wana kula nyama kwa nyama and all you are afraid of is unwanted pregnancy, shauli yenu.
vile AIDS ilituacha na condom ndio Rona itatuacha na masks.
please observe all Covid protocols.
PS: Nani anajua hii hosi
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Lister
hiyo camera inasema late 90s very early 2000s
mzeiya
Elder Lister
I say mid 90s
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Late 1980s.
X-TRAIL
Elder Lister
Early 2000s
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Thanks goodness this song is on spotify
mid 2000s
mzeiya
Elder Lister
Can't be considering that KAA plates started in the year of my birth
Anglututu
Elder Lister
Mid,late 90s to early 2000s, hiyo bull bar iko on point.
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Anglututu
Elder Lister
Umeniangusha kabisa, before 90s the only route that used the 'Nissan' was umoja na maybe parklands, tena it's the old shape not this one.
This shape came in the 90s, bull bars were popular and were forbidden shortly after.
Anglututu
Elder Lister
KAJ was rolled out around 96.
Lakini mjamaa wewe ni mtu wa 89 there about?
mzeiya
Elder Lister
Eggzatly