Strange culture

[Ngima ya waru]

So on Sunday I happened to have a sitting pale Takaungu, huko kwa Chonyi.
Iko dame hapo I was chatting up.

She was explaining to me how whenever she craves for sex she just puts a chicken feather in her ears, rolls it until she orgasms. Ati mpaka she gets so wild and feels like it's the real thing.
It is the prescribed method by the elders to relieve sexual urges when the husband is away.
(Don't ask tulifika hio topic aje, focus on the question)

So now, can someone explain how that is possible,

Anyway ndio nikaamini, to go is to see.

 

[Pamba 1]

Be brave and ask that lady na ulete ushuhuda ukishindwa mulete huku kwa seneti tumuulize.

 

[Sterperman]

Ni the same venye kuna foot fetish a woman will be tickled until she reaches orgasm

 

[Kabuda]

The feeling you get from scratching the itch you get from a jigger infestation has also been compared to a female orgasm.
I once had a jigger on the tip of my toe as a young boy and would spend hours on end scratching it.
The next time I enjoyed such a sensation, I was having a premature ejaculation deep inside Mbithe the neighbor's mboch.

 

[Field Marshal]

So on Sunday I happened to have a sitting pale Takaungu, huko kwa Chonyi.
Iko dame hapo I was chatting up.

She was explaining to me how whenever she craves for sex she just puts a chicken feather in her ears, rolls it until she orgasms. Ati mpaka she gets so wild and feels like it's the real thing.
It is the prescribed method by the elders to relieve sexual urges when the husband is away.
(Don't ask tulifika hio topic aje, focus on the question)

So now, can someone explain how that is possible,

Anyway ndio nikaamini, to go is to see.

Idonbilivit. Hakuna fibre-optic inashikanisha maskio na coomer. Pengine matiti......

 

[Pamba 1]

Idonbilivit. Hakuna fibre-optic inashikanisha maskio na coomer. Pengine matiti......

Mzee ushawahi enda kinyozi iko na scalp massager, unaweza mwaga, susu ama pupu, hako kashetani sio kazuri.

 

[Kamau wa Kíríro]

Idonbilivit. Hakuna fibre-optic inashikanisha maskio na coomer. Pengine matiti......

Try nibbling the earlobes of a woman....

 

[Mongrel]

Be brave and ask that lady na ulete ushuhuda ukishindwa mulete huku kwa seneti tumuulize.

I will chair that committee

 

[Field Marshal]

Try nibbling the earlobes of a woman....

Dude, the other day I said at my age I've gone around the world twice, done that, and humped a camel too. And this I can tell you, the ear is not part of the erogenous zones of a human, though its full of nerves. But it can feel good being touched/licked. It can't make the average woman cum.................