stolen bicycle

[third man]

One child had his bicycle stolen and went to the Police, and was asked who do you think stole it ?

The child replied: = I feel it is my PARENTS,

Police asked him why you suspect them?

He replied: = Last night I heard my mother asking my father is it up. Dad replied yes RISE THEN! ride it like you did yesterday! Suddenly I heard Mama crying aaah! aaah! oooh oooh! Maybe they fell with the bike!

Police ribs cracking with laughter.

 

[Pastor]

One way to tell if a joke is good is to ask your self: "would i tell it if i were in the same room with Christ?"

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

One way to tell if a joke is good is to ask your self: "would i tell it if i were in the same room with Christ?"

@Pastor you ain't supposed to dish out vayolens...hata kama it's in Jesus name

 

[kingolonde]

One way to tell if a joke is good is to ask your self: "would i tell it if i were in the same room with Christ?"

Vayolens in the name of the Lord!