Tindi Seje Nuru
New Lister
Power and ranks are indeed frail and fleeting. Pierre Nkurunziza was a National Pariah in his beloved Burundi. He made beautiful widows off otherwise many happy marriages. He prematurely sent dozens of his own honest countrymen to their creator, blessing Burundi with a sea of hopeless orphans n destitute at home and abroad.
He gleefully deflowered the Church in his coyish country and mercilessly made mincemeat off many a clergyman. He presided over appaling anarchy and blatant misrule in that tinny African state. He was a fine stout black Hitler.
Now, whether it's by design or by COVID-19 that he has been dispatched to his merciful Maker, I pray you to engrave this on his glorious Tombstone; as you would, all the benevolent dictators of our time, as a true Testament of their pretty pious lives:
"Here lies a man who Never thought he would die someday"
Before he could properly mutate from Saul to Paul, the General has flown never to land again.
But Gen Nkurunziza should be buried while standing. His epitaph should be nailed on his own hard skull. This isn't too much to ask for, for a sportsman who loved standing erect.
Dear Death, you Randomize, Sanitize and Neutralize!
Rest in Power Dear General. The grindstones of the gods are never on hurry after all!
