Mwendwa gets tipsy while Mzeiya kukuna ngite mateke

[Meria]

How can one get drunk in such occasion ?
You can't misbehave in your in law boma !
You didn't even talk !
Hidiot

Nilisahau ùshùrù wa mùkio once

 

[Kasaman]

Nilisahau ùshùrù wa mùkio once

Lazima the delegation patiwe several calabashe ikakunywe
Rùracìo is a well elaborated ritual, na kama mtu hajui , it's only proper to consult and delegate. Its not a church thing !

 

[Ssabasajja]

Hii ya waluya is damn too much !
Siwangekula tu na wabariki watoto.

Waithira from banana, alipata jamaa pale kahawa barrack. She managed to confuse the soldier. Akapelekwa nyumbani hukoo murakha ( just before kakamega town ukivuka isukha river ) akaoleka ,although she used to give slices left, right centre . The rùracio day ,the whole clan walikuja , musamalia mwema ikaingia fully packed ! The nigga eat chickens in the whole muchatha village ! The local wazee drunk muratina and slept in banana plantations for two days and that's how I lost her !

What do you mean you lost her? Alikuwa mtu wako?

 

[QuadroK4000]

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