Mimi Hukatiwa, Sikatianangi

Meria

Elder Lister
Staff member
I'm not a husband snatcher, mimi hukatiwa, sikatianangi. I am chased. Please ask your men why they chase after me, alinikatia nikabali, he's now my man 'mali safi' mzoee hivo. And women should do their homework well about their men if they want to keep them ~ Cate Waruguru, Laikipia Woman Rep.
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Amooti

Lister
I met her once in Nanyuki. I had never met a brash woman before. That day I did. And yeah,in her own way she is good looking. But then,every one is depending on who is looking.
These tend to be the best. She's like a porcupine but if manage to mount her she becomes soft kama ngozi ya sungura. But don't betray her trust hiyo mishale imefichwa tu, she'll bring your whole house down. I believe when she went to evict her husband's other woman the guy must have messed up a bit. Like gone missing overnight, or mentioned her in his sleep. And the spikes surfaced.
This type of you lay her and you are not serious with her you don't ask for the nearest forest, you need a map from UWA(Uganda wildlife Authority), that is the nearest place you can parachute to. If she knows where you work she'll come cause a scene. Akipata gari parking, the insurance claims you will be making will be astronomical. Hit then hit as you look for another job if she knows where you work, keep hitting then shift job and house. Change phone and sim card
Elders will tell this is true
 

Meria

Elder Lister
Staff member
These tend to be the best. She's like a porcupine but if manage to mount her she becomes soft kama ngozi ya sungura. But don't betray her trust hiyo mishale imefichwa tu, she'll bring your whole house down. I believe when she went to evict her husband's other woman the guy must have messed up a bit. Like gone missing overnight, or mentioned her in his sleep. And the spikes surfaced.
This type of you lay her and you are not serious with her you don't ask for the nearest forest, you need a map from UWA(Uganda wildlife Authority), that is the nearest place you can parachute to. If she knows where you work she'll come cause a scene. Akipata gari parking, the insurance claims you will be making will be astronomical. Hit then hit as you look for another job if she knows where you work, keep hitting then shift job and house. Change phone and sim card
Elders will tell this is true
Niko na kama hii ilileta mtoto Kwa mwarabu.
Nilijificha Kwa karai ya msedes Hadi jioni.
Saa Ile alienda nikaanza safari ya Katanga.
Spent over 3 months there
 

Clemens

Elder Lister
A man-eater, huyu mama na kupenda Bwana za watu, aliwachana na Yule jamaa wa bureti, sasa amerukia another man.
 
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