@Meria please Translates for others

Kender9

Elder Lister
07 Melia. Was a resident of Mombasa then. In Kisauni guys returned timber,foodstuff,electronics and other stuff they had looted.

But the most shocking was one building belonging to an in law wa @Meria that could not burn despite attempts to torch it.
Magongo jamaa walipora fobe kwa bar, Magongo Night, wacha fungwe mkojo. Mtu alikua anambiwa ujipeleke ulipe bill yako ndio ukojoe. Msee mwingine naye akaiba TV, itakatalia kwa mabega.
 

Meria

Elder Lister
Staff member
You know there are fire retardant materials used for building, right?

Even Mutheu would not believe this.
ive also seen a cat inside a 20 litre jerrican and a young girl shitting rusted nails pliers spoons and scissors.
 

emali

Elder Lister
mbona wasitumie hizi "superpowers" basi kujiinua kimaisha? kama uko na kipawa cha kufanya watu wa chizi.. why even work? I don't believe in such nonsense
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
Mimi ni hustler sio mwizi
Suppose by mistake samebody unknown to you send Ksh100,000 to your Mpesa account, would you
a. Quickly call safaricom to actuate reversal
b. Rush to the nearest Mpesa agent and withdraw all the amount
c. Wait a phone call from the sender or safaricom requesting for a reversal
d. Quickly in lighting speed transfer the money @Karma_mama ,@Female Perspective or one of your other gals scattered in large Ndeiya land ?
 

Mongrel

Elder Lister
Suppose by mistake samebody unknown to you send Ksh100,000 to your Mpesa account, would you
a. Quickly call safaricom to actuate reversal
b. Rush to the nearest Mpesa agent and withdraw all the amount
c. Wait a phone call from the sender or safaricom requesting for a reversal
d. Quickly in lighting speed transfer the money @Karma_mama ,@Female Perspective or one of your other gals scattered in large Ndeiya land ?
D it is,hio in manna from heaven
 
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