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Masgwembe

Elder Lister
That'd be quite something. I feel like Kenya tunaanza kubebwa umeffi coz it's been almost never since we flexed our muscles a bit. Hawa majirani wanafaa kujua ata mbwa amelala ni mkali kuliko paka inapiga kelele
As much as this could boost our national image and pride, WE can't hack a third front of aggression. Somalia and Migingo wametukaba koo.
 

mzeiya

Elder Lister
As much as this could boost our national image and pride, WE can't hack a third front of aggression. Somalia and Migingo wametukaba koo.
I'm not suggesting a full-blown war.
Just kurudisha uchokozi. Those ferkers wako na madharau ndogo ndogo but it gets more serious for instance, with the tourism industry. Our tour vehicles can't operate in TZ while theirs can and they've gone to as great lengths as trying to divert the great wildebeest migration by lighting fires in the path of the animals as they head to Masai Mara from Serengeti and even using helicopters for the same. That's economic sabotage.
 

Masgwembe

Elder Lister
I'm not suggesting a full-blown war.
Just kurudisha uchokozi. Those ferkers wako na madharau ndogo ndogo but it gets more serious for instance, with the tourism industry. Our tour vehicles can't operate in TZ while theirs can and they've gone to as great lengths as trying to divert the great wildebeest migration by lighting fires in the path of the animals as they head to Masai Mara from Serengeti and even using helicopters for the same. That's economic sabotage.
Malisa hiyo ghasia kabisa
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
I've contacted my sources and the story is totally different. remember, I AM NEVER WRONG.

Apparently, most senior Kenyan officials were scared shitless to go to the burial. Nobody wanted to go because Tz is a Covid hotbed. But Tz is our neiba so what to do?

Answer: Put some officials (anybody really) on a KAF Dash-8 and fly around Kilimanjaro. Declare an on-flight emergency and land in Mombasa. Say sori to Tz, our plane developed a mechanical problem, and come back to Nairobi.

Everybody is satisfied.

True story.
I buy that totally !
 

Ssabasajja

Elder Lister
I've contacted my sources and the story is totally different. remember, I AM NEVER WRONG.

Apparently, most senior Kenyan officials were scared shitless to go to the burial. Nobody wanted to go because Tz is a Covid hotbed. But Tz is our neiba so what to do?

Answer: Put some officials (anybody really) on a KAF Dash-8 and fly around Kilimanjaro. Declare an on-flight emergency and land in Mombasa. Say sori to Tz, our plane developed a mechanical problem, and come back to Nairobi.

Everybody is satisfied.

True story.
Hata kama ni mimi ningeogopa. Even nowadays in Nairobi sitakangi kuenda pahali watu wamejaa.
 
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