Mbuzi Idea

emali

Elder Lister
Shit yaani nyakeru atuuoote mukwa tene....
that was however not my biggest wtf moment... autobahn the year 2013..driving a volvo s40 t5 turbo.. but do i say.. stopped at some service station on th A2, the best motorway on the planet.. kwa umbali naskia watu wanaongea kiswahili.. so I decided to check it out as I stretched my legs.. nakuta a heavy haulage msedes.. and I can tell the swahili is coming from that direction.. went to the cabin kusalimiana nakuta beberu mbili nzee.. they stop talking look at me for a while.. then say mjamaa unaelekea wapi?
 

QuadroK4000

Elder Lister
that was however not my biggest wtf moment... autobahn the year 2013..driving a volvo s40 t5 turbo.. but do i say.. stopped at some service station on th A2, the best motorway on the planet.. kwa umbali naskia watu wanaongea kiswahili.. so I decided to check it out as I stretched my legs.. nakuta a heavy haulage msedes.. and I can tell the swahili is coming from that direction.. went to the cabin kusalimiana nakuta beberu mbili nzee.. they stop talking look at me for a while.. then say mjamaa unaelekea wapi?
Kuna a friend of mine huko Upsala... He tells me akitembea sokoni ni kameme tu.... You guys are are a legion over there.

Heshma!
 

emali

Elder Lister
Kuna a friend of mine huko Upsala... He tells me akitembea sokoni ni kameme tu.... You guys are are a legion over there.

Heshma!
shida ya wakenya US na UK ni ukabila.. watu wengi wanashikana kiukabila tu.. kama Swindon kuna group ya wakamba.. wameinvest kenya pamoja.. wuehhhh wote wameshikana.. lakino huwezi join kama. wewe sio mkamba
 

Pamba 1

Elder Lister
@bigDog,


What a superb idea. I already love it. I surely do.

Just a small caveat though....

Like I have said before, my panties come off at the same speed as my intake of alcohol. For some strange reason, my legs parts wider and ever so wider with increased degree of inebriation.

Could I therefore be assured that there will be somebody to take care of those needs of mine or I might end up raping some poor Lister.
@Aviator we know your handwriting madam 😁😁😁
 
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