Marriage

[Kasaman]

Once you hear "His wife is the one controlling him" just know the couple is having a very stable marriage !
Ni hayo tuu

 

[Cortedivoire]

Once you hear "His wife is the one controlling him" just know the couple is having a very stable marriage !
Ni hayo tuu

Sometimes a man anaona nyinyi ni watu wabwakni mutamuridisha nyuma. Afadhali akae na pipi

 

[Mongrel]

Once you hear "His wife is the one controlling him" just know the couple is having a very stable marriage !
Ni hayo tuu

Wewe kama umekaliwa wacha kuwa philosophical, kubali na you move on

 

[Aviator]

Once you hear "His wife is the one controlling him" just know the couple is having a very stable marriage !
Ni hayo tuu

Henpecked proverbs

 

[QuadroK4000]

Wewe kama umekaliwa wacha kuwa philosophical, kubali na you move on

Henpecked proverbs

The famous pot calling the kettle black is @Mongrel .

Rare cameo.

Ndio ameachiliwa.

 

[Kasaman]

Henpecked proverbs

Ongea kitu inaeleweka !

 

[QuadroK4000]

Ongea kitu inaeleweka !

Wewe kama hauja elewa.

Eeeenda ukae pale - - - - - - - - - - >>>>>> pale.

That way, you will be safe.

It's violence time... These streets sasa its everyone for hisself.

 

[Mongrel]

The famous pot calling the kettle black is @Mongrel .

Rare cameo.

Ndio ameachiliwa.

Sikatai @Karma_mama hunikalia literally while doing other things which are of no concern to you

 

[Mongrel]

Ongea kitu inaeleweka !

Cuckolded husband, kaa pale

 

[QuadroK4000]

Sikatai @Karma_mama hunikalia literally while doing other things which are of no concern to you

I thought, hold on....

I imagined... Ok

Not right

I assumed that you be some a hundred and Yada Yada pure blood or muscles.

I forgive myself.

 

[Kasaman]

In the hands of a woman, a man is just a hopeless creature !

 

[QuadroK4000]

In the hands of a woman, a man is just a hopeless creature !

Which women?

 

[Kasaman]

Which women?

Any !

 

[QuadroK4000]

Any !

Ooh ok.

I would have requested you extrapolate and illustrate but, imma let it slide...

 

[Mongrel]

I thought, hold on....

I imagined... Ok

Not right

I assumed that you be some a hundred and Yada Yada pure blood or muscles.

I forgive myself.

why are you this daft?,I meant kunikalia hivi

 

[QuadroK4000]

why are you this daft?,I meant kunikalia hiviView attachment 81115

What is a daft?

Are you by any chance an mfuasi?

 

[Mongrel]

What is a daft?

Are you by any chance an mfuasi?

PICHAVITABUVIDEORAMANI
ZANA ZA KUTAFUTA

daft

/dɑːft/

adjective
silly; foolish.
"don't ask such daft questions"
visawe: absurd, preposterous, ridiculous, ludicrous, farcical, laughable, risible, idiotic, stupid, foolish, foolhardy, unwise, imprudent, ill-conceived, silly, inane, puerile, infantile, fatuous, imbecilic, hare-brained, half-baked, unreasonable, irrational, illogical, nonsensical, pointless, senseless, impracticable, unworkable, unrealistic, peculiar, odd, strange, queer, weird, eccentric, bizarre, fantastic, incongruous, grotesque, crazy, cock-eyed, barmy, potty, simple-minded, simple, moronic, dull-witted, dull, dim-witted, slow-witted, slow, witless, half-witted, feeble-minded, dunce-like, cretinous, empty-headed, vacuous, vapid, deranged, unhinged, insane, mad, touched, thick, dim, dopey, dumb, dozy, birdbrained, pea-brained, pig-ignorant, bovine, slow on the uptake, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, lamebrained, chuckleheaded, dunderheaded, wooden-headed, fat-headed, muttonheaded, not all there, not quite right, mental, nuts, nutty, cracked, cuckoo, bonkers, dippy, not the full shilling, dotty, batty, crackers, thick as two short planks,

 

[QuadroK4000]

PICHAVITABUVIDEORAMANI
ZANA ZA KUTAFUTA


View attachment 81116 daft

/dɑːft/

adjective
silly; foolish.
"don't ask such daft questions"
visawe: absurd, preposterous, ridiculous, ludicrous, farcical, laughable, risible, idiotic, stupid, foolish, foolhardy, unwise, imprudent, ill-conceived, silly, inane, puerile, infantile, fatuous, imbecilic, hare-brained, half-baked, unreasonable, irrational, illogical, nonsensical, pointless, senseless, impracticable, unworkable, unrealistic, peculiar, odd, strange, queer, weird, eccentric, bizarre, fantastic, incongruous, grotesque, crazy, cock-eyed, barmy, potty, simple-minded, simple, moronic, dull-witted, dull, dim-witted, slow-witted, slow, witless, half-witted, feeble-minded, dunce-like, cretinous, empty-headed, vacuous, vapid, deranged, unhinged, insane, mad, touched, thick, dim, dopey, dumb, dozy, birdbrained, pea-brained, pig-ignorant, bovine, slow on the uptake, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, lamebrained, chuckleheaded, dunderheaded, wooden-headed, fat-headed, muttonheaded, not all there, not quite right, mental, nuts, nutty, cracked, cuckoo, bonkers, dippy, not the full shilling, dotty, batty, crackers, thick as two short planks,

That is good reference.

Are you an mfuasi?

 

[Aviator]

In the hands of a woman, a man is just a hopeless creature !

Speak for yourself

 

[bigDog]

why are you this daft?,I meant kunikalia hiviView attachment 81115

Only works for some time. After both of you metamorphosize this styro becomes real "kukaliwa"! This is for junior senyetors and MCAs. Senyetors and senior ones at that don't like this!