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Elder Lister
Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: I like having sex with people of the same sex as me.

Normal person: Ok. That's your business.

Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: Then say you like having sex with people of your sex.

Normal person: I don't, so I won't.

Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: But you have to come and tell everyone that you like gay sex if you are my friend.

Normal person: Fcuk you.

Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: WHY ARE YOU SO INTOLERANT, YOU BIGOT!
 
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