Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: I like having sex with people of the same sex as me.
Normal person: Ok. That's your business.
Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: Then say you like having sex with people of your sex.
Normal person: I don't, so I won't.
Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: But you have to come and tell everyone that you like gay sex if you are my friend.
Normal person: Fcuk you.
Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: WHY ARE YOU SO INTOLERANT, YOU BIGOT!