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Elder Lister
Nilianua nifike mahali inaitwa Kanthenge I think ni mbeere South kuona my maternal kasin for some of local wajakoya's main campaign product Yani nijinyurie na mangwai kwa warosho.
Wife na watoi had gone kucheki wazazi(my folks) for a week so was free to do as I pleased bila wasiwasi.
Niko na Senke which is the best means of transport huko so hio siku being a Wednesday had an idea ya kusafisha Kuni with local kienyejis. My host had promised my mjuols would be babtised in holy cod syrup an offer I couldn't refuse. The cruising was normal xept for herds of gazelles and impalas grazing, browsing and some running away from my Senke revs making me nervous what next to spot or come my way if my machine developed a mechanical failure.
Nilifika fiti saw some dukas like those in ancient central Kenya(murang'a) though very small and sparsely apart but I noticed they all had women attending to them not very different from where I currently reside so I decided to quench my thirst with a soda.

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Elder Lister
Nilianua nifike mahali inaitwa Kanthenge I think ni mbeere South kuona my maternal kasin for some of local wajakoya's main campaign product Yani nijinyurie na mangwai kwa warosho.
Wife na watoi had gone kucheki wazazi(my folks) for a week so was free to do as I pleased bila wasiwasi.
Niko na Senke which is the best means of transport huko so hio siku being a Wednesday had an idea ya kusafisha Kuni with local kienyejis. My host had promised my mjuols would be babtised in holy cod syrup an offer I couldn't refuse. The cruising was normal xept for herds of gazelles and impalas grazing, browsing and some running away from my Senke revs making me nervous what next to spot or come my way if my machine developed a mechanical failure.
Nilifika fiti saw some dukas like those in ancient central Kenya(murang'a) though very small and sparsely apart but I noticed they all had women attending to them not very different from where I currently reside so I decided to quench my thirst with a soda.

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Tiga wanna.
You should just have written one sentence to describe the above, then use the extra energy to complete the hekaya.
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Duke of Busia

Elder Lister
Ebu rudisha hapa and make these clarification, you know us deejays we ain't good in olusungu.

Umesema your host promised you something to do with her neatherrealm but bado pia umesema you were visiting your Martenal cuzo coz wife alitembelea in law
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Clemens

Elder Lister
Leta hekaya.

Na ukumbuke kuwe chumvi na kachumbari kwa umbali.
One Sunday after church we( I and a guy we had nicknamed Alpacino) went to 'uncle Sam' kejah, we had nicknamed him uncle Sam since he was a Sunday school teacher for kids and back then a similarly named famous Rnb crooner had some hit song. Sammy was the kind of guy, who totally fell in love with each girl he hooked up with, Hadi anatoa machozi wakikosana na each of his girlfriend, something that we liked ribbing him with endlessly,
Apropos to the WaJAHckoyah manifesto, Sammy den/kejah was a our favourite pot base, since his was the only place with an the alley gate, as his kejah was at the back of a building on the wayleave.

He was, what we used to refer to as 'msanifu' since he used to unroll his weed and remove nyaru, small twigs and seeds, and then roll it in its purest form in a rizlah paper he had.
We found him with three slims and a collo (a fat roll of bhang) he told us to pick and smoke any of the slims and not to touch the collo.
We got high fast, since we were periodic experimenters and not ardent fan of getting stoned, we found his stories with a pal of his known as Swale (a half jathe, half Arab guy) hilarious, we laughed hysterically, when they claimed that bhang smokers are usually one step ahead of the rest of the world, dismissed it as delusions of grandeur, that made him angry and that's how we lost the rights to smoke weed, which was no loss at all.

Moral of the story: Bhang smokers assume that they are the smartest in a room, and get angry at the slightest bit of criticism.
 
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