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[Nameless]

Watu wako Aluta design ya noma

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hii tuli

 

[Cortedivoire]

Utamu ya handas ni base. We drink water from the same jug and plastic glass. Pass pass fegi ama shash. Vaite anakuongeza starter. Hekaya za Uwongo. Munafungua quarter inaisha kabla kufikia msee wa mwisho. Technology can't replace the above

 

[Field Marshal]

Utamu ya handas ni base. We drink water from the same jug and plastic glass. Pass pass fegi ama shash. Vaite anakuongeza starter. Hekaya za Uwongo. Munafungua quarter inaisha kabla kufikia msee wa mwisho. Technology can't replace the above

Maisha ya chokosh....can't be me....

 

[Aviator]

Utamu ya handas ni base. We drink water from the same jug and plastic glass. Pass pass fegi ama shash. Vaite anakuongeza starter. Hekaya za Uwongo. Munafungua quarter inaisha kabla kufikia msee wa mwisho. Technology can't replace the above

Is it true that kwa base ya jaba, there will be a lively discussion but everyone is talking about his own things? Na bado story will flow.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Is it true that kwa base ya jaba, there will be a lively discussion but everyone is talking about his own things? Na bado story will flow.

Discussions za jaba ziko very diverse na majority hazina logic kama Kuna ingine nilisikia mtu akisema mbona water inaitwa water lakini haikuitwa mawe

Kila hekaya Iko na different types of hekaya contributors.

1. The proposer, hawa wanaanzisha hekaya moto. Normally ni one person
2. The chochas, hawa ni kuchocha the proposer vile hekaya ni ukweli
3. The naysayers, hawa watadispute the facts. In between the argument, Kuna expert waku google facts to counter the proposer
4. The neutrals, hawa watachocha the winning side. Some of them just do it to get free fegi na tei. Vaite hako hapa pia. Juu baze ikiwa na crowd makelele it attracts more customers

Kuna wasee wako permanently in one category but Majority Kwa base wanachange from one category to the other depending on the hekaya

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Is it true that kwa base ya jaba, there will be a lively discussion but everyone is talking about his own things? Na bado story will flow.

Then kesho no one remembers what they were all talking about!

 

[Aviator]

Discussions za jaba ziko very diverse na majority hazina logic kama Kuna ingine nilisikia mtu akisema mbona water inaitwa water lakini haikuitwa mawe

Kila hekaya Iko na different types of hekaya contributors.

1. The proposer, hawa wanaanzisha hekaya moto. Normally ni one person
2. The chochas, hawa ni kuchocha the proposer vile hekaya ni ukweli
3. The naysayers, hawa watadispute the facts. In between the argument, Kuna expert waku google facts to counter the proposer
4. The neutrals, hawa watachocha the winning side. Some of them just do it to get free fegi na tei. Vaite hako hapa pia. Juu baze ikiwa na crowd makelele it attracts more customers

Kuna wasee wako permanently in one category but Majority Kwa base wanachange from one category to the other depending on the hekaya

I will visit a base one day.

Then kesho no one remembers what they were all talking about!

Some even forget that they were out on the first place

 

[Field Marshal]

I will visit a base one day.

Some even forget that they were out on the first place

I thought forgetting is part of the deal in kuwaka? Me after 7 WhiteKAPS memory takes a walk nabaki na basic applications...

 

[Aviator]

I thought forgetting is part of the deal in kuwaka? Me after 7 WhiteKAPS memory takes a walk nabaki na basic applications...

Inaitwa "limp mode"..
Your body resets and maintains just the essentials functions.
Funny though, unaeza pata you've driven for 40kms, gari haina dent and you have no idea where or when you took your last drink. Muratina is notorious for this.

 

[Gio]

We drink water from the same jug and plastic glass. Pass pass fegi ama shash.

Si utaambukiza wenzako magonjwa after kupanua cheeks

 

[Kasaman]

Funny though, unaeza pata you've driven for 40kms, gari haina dent and you have no idea where or when you took your last drink. Muratina is notorious for this.

Never try muratina you can easily roll your car !

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Never try muratina you can easily roll your car !

Niundu wa gutoogona?

 

[Kasaman]

Niundu wa gutoogona?

You either carry it in a jarrycan or it will carry you to hell !

 

[Aviator]

Never try muratina you can easily roll your car !

I know better
I rolled one hapo mastima during COVID lockdown. Nilikua nimetoka Maji mazuri.
Fortunately, the traffic guy at Mwiki was gracious enough to take me home and tow the car to the station.
Asubuhi naamuka naangalia nje sioni gari.
I went to report theft nikaipata kwa yard ya police station ikiwa write-off.

 

[Kasaman]

I know better
I rolled one hapo mastima during COVID lockdown. Nilikua nimetoka Maji mazuri.
Fortunately, the traffic guy at Mwiki was gracious enough to take me home and tow the car to the station.
Asubuhi naamuka naangalia nje sioni gari.
I went to report theft nikaipata kwa yard ya police station ikiwa write-off.

Panaitwa Stima stage ,it's were the high voltage trasmision lines from Uganda cross roysambu-mwiki road. Very sharp corner, consider yourself very lucky !

 

[Aviator]

Panaitwa Stima stage ,it's were the high voltage trasmision lines from Uganda cross roysambu-mwiki road. Very sharp corner, consider yourself very lucky !

I attribute my accident to multiple issues, among them fatigue and stress.
I had just come from KU to confirm the death of my bro who had been ailing with cancer leaving a bill of over 2m. A good Samaritan at Maji told me he has muratina that can help me get better sleep.
The results were more problems.

 

[Anglututu]

Utamu ya handas ni base. We drink water from the same jug and plastic glass. Pass pass fegi ama shash. Vaite anakuongeza starter. Hekaya za Uwongo. Munafungua quarter inaisha kabla kufikia msee wa mwisho. Technology can't replace the above

Hii yenu ni base ya shida shida.

 

[DeepInYourMind]

Inaitwa "limp mode"..
Your body resets and maintains just the essentials functions.
Funny though, unaeza pata you've driven for 40kms, gari haina dent and you have no idea where or when you took your last drink. Muratina is notorious for this.

Don't ride your luck