Kenya Tourism Board should be given summary dismissal. Hahahahaha

Anglututu

Elder Lister
Our corruption has reached a point of no return, we are on the same level now with those really messed up failed states when it comes to impunity and misappropriation of funds shamelessly.
 

Duke of Busia

Elder Lister
Maybe its a magical booth and when a tourist steps in a whole new Pandora is revealed to him.

Seriously in my line of duty I can make incredible and vivid images for those guys lakini kwanza ndio nifike Ku cold pitch my ideas lazma kwanza nijuane na driver wa clerk wa iyo board, then I should beadw to sleep with their old secretary who is a wretched old single lady that likes soliciting for sexual favours from unsuspecting young jamaas.

Finally I'll be asked to pay a commitment fee to the associated ministry na bado we will share my first three payments.
 
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