Juja Dam

[Aviator]

Wacha kujiongelesha nanii

Sawa mkumbwa

 

[Mongrel]

Sawa mkumbwa

By why do you always lead fellow ndeyian on a wild-goose chase?

 

[Meria]

Kiulizo tu:
Is membership open to the fairer sex?
Asking for my sisters @Karma_mama, @Female Perspective, @Deep Sea et al.

Where can one access the constitution of the Society?
What are the benefits that members accrue by virtue of membership?
How long will the membership card arrive after payment?
Where are the company’s HQ and their phone numbers and website?

as the SecGen of CSK leme respond to ya kweries
1. NO. all members should be bell swingers
2. Thats classified info but we offer a shoulder to lean on incase one of our members exits in the line of duty.
3. i cant answer this as you got no bells to swing
4. Currently we are a briefcase outfit HQs are in a certain Wingroad with heated seats and headlight wipers. Phone numbers ans website are shared with paid up members only but ast for Till No utaipata right away

 

[Aviator]

By why do you always lead fellow ndeyian on a wild-goose chase?

Am not getting you

 

[Field Marshal]

Am not getting you

Contagion. Yule jamaa wetu ameambukiza kila mtu kea Kijiji....

 

[Aviator]

Contagion. Yule jamaa wetu ameambukiza kila mtu kea Kijiji....

This your fellow Ndeiyaman is equally sloe

 

[Mongrel]

This your fellow Ndeiyaman is equally sloe

Stop playing the ostrich with me,

 

[Aviator]

Stop playing the ostrich with me,

How am I preying ostrich?

 

[Montecarlo]

That's me by the graveside.
Don't worry about the failure to acknowledge the wife. We shall take good care of her.
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Where? In a blue dress holding a sweater, green with an oversize top or black with matching shoes....juu ya @Field Marshal your gender is usually kizungumkuti manenos

 

[Okiya]

The fact that the relatives failed to acknowledge the wife and kid(s) in the eulogy means that ataoshwa all the property this guy had accumulated.