Its December

[Abba]

Kenyans it's that time of the year where bonobos on wheels are going to murder innocent Kenyans .

Having lost a close friend to an accident in kinungi early this year, I'm anxious and worried about my inner circle of friends or families safety. I honestly hate December.That's when you feel the smell of death everywhere.

The whistles have been blown. Let's wait and see bonobos kill themselves as if they've been awarded tender by Darwin to do natural selection project.

Years come and years go, we repeat the dangerous patterns of insanity on roads, yet we the bonobos never learn. I believe reckless and drunk driving should be punishable by death. Only death penalty will bring sanctity to our roads and our corrupt system.

Let me go home fellows. I'm not leaving Nairobi, everyone stays put... na nimesema

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Sasa hiyo GIF maanake nini? Au ni ubonobo tu?

 

[Mutwemumu]

Kama gari yangu haina matoshii na bado naiendesha,watu wananipigia honiii usiku.And I don't like the way Demio's hoot,they fucking irritate

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Kama gari yangu haina matoshii na bado naiendesha,

Unangojea ikuue au uuwe mtu?

 

[Pamba 1]

Kama gari yangu haina matoshii na bado naiendesha,watu wananipigia honiii usiku.And I don't the way Demio's hoot,they fucking irritate

Na unakuja kuturingia hapa.

 

[LeoK]

Hakuna waas Darwin ako chonjo kuruka.

 

[Titty Twister]

Years come and years go, we repeat the dangerous patterns of insanity on roads, yet we the bonobos never learn. I believe reckless and drunk driving should be punishable by death. Only death penalty will bring sanctity to our roads and our corrupt system.



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You are soo generic! Kujaza meffi kwa server ya Meria na patty. A true bonobo

 

[Kalel]

Hatuna gari na hatuna fare

 

[Mawaya]

Drinking and driving mainly depends on the company you keep.
There are the reckless types who will deride you for refusing to join them in far off drinking excursions and there are the sensible types who will not want you and them to venture far from your safe zones.
Choose your friends wisely.

 

[Abba]

You are soo generic! Kujaza meffi kwa server ya Meria na patty. A true bonobo

i pray you be safe during this holiday. Was passing a message for you guys to be safe sio kujaza server

 

[Mwalimu-G]

M

Hatuna gari na hatuna fare

Mkulima mvua inawapelekaje?

 

[Abba]

Sasa hiyo GIF maanake nini? Au ni ubonobo tu?

it means those guys driving those matatu and other cars recklessly behave chaotic as those bonobos on the gif .

 

[Mwalimu-G]

it means those guys driving those matatu and other cars recklessly behave chaotic as those bonobos on the gif .

it is not immediately clear......but perhaps GIFS are meant to be cryptic like that...

 

[Aviator]

Where did anyone get the idea that bonobos are stupid?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Where did anyone get the idea that bonobos are stupid?

well, at least they are subhuman.

 

[Aviator]

well, at least they are subhuman.

Humans aren't the brightest animals. Cats are sharper.

 

[Mutwemumu]

Na unakuja kuturingia hapa.

Nataka unikamate,unirushe king'ong'o ndio nisitumie pesa hii christmas,ile majukumuu inaningoja itafagia account yangu

 

[Mutwemumu]

Unangojea ikuue au uuwe mtu?

We have to check this population.

Watch this you'll probably get why some countries are living the life while we in Africa struggle to live.
For once I agree with the old mzee,huge population has more demerits than merits

 

[Abba]

Where did anyone get the idea that bonobos are stupid?

Of humans and bonobos who are more advanced in terms of reasoning and brain size ?

 

[Aviator]

Of humans and bonobos who are more advanced in terms of reasoning and brain size ?

Humans win, but those two parameters aren't sufficient to gauge superiority. Think of this: a 1-day old bonobo is able to walk. Yet a human takes years. Same with reproduction. An year old heifer can carry a pregnancy, yet a girl that age can't even wipe her ass.