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mzeiya

Elder Lister
Tuliona pics za @Tiiga Waana pale London about to board a flight back to warm and fun home.

Sijui kama alikuwa Gatwick, Luton, London City, Heathrow or Stansted but fact is, our gal is coming home. Yes, 'our' in case you need a reason to boil with unimaginable rage, @Field Marshal as you recover from the cialis you took with blind optimism hehe.

Once upon a time, I said this on these streets 👇🏾
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Sasa why can't we make this fantasy into reality? I am a good man, we will just drink tea and take a drive on the Ndimaine bypass and back. Axela iko hapo chini side ya nyuma..
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Maybe we will try the roasted ngwace at Kibingoti as we discuss how much warmer the weather here is making the trench coat unnecessary 😉

But 1st things 1st. Rotisserie broiler on the menu.
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You seem like a progressive and I'm prepared if you decline the GMO nyama. In its stead, I'll offer nyama ya kienyeji. Usi-tense ata kidogo, it was sharpened after I did my KCPE if you get the drift.

Game itakuwa kama hizi antelope hapa..
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Kuchora saba as Nonini once sang and making right angles vi-proper...

Excitement might get the better of us and I've spoken to Mwas wa Housekeeping to prepare the best that Karatina has to offer for less than 5K on bed and breakfast. So upstairs we'll go
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After that, utakuwa unapita njee ya hii signage, una-blush ajabu.
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Welcome home summer bunny 😍 😍 😍
County 019 awaits na aki priss, don't sue me dear.
 
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Kasaman

Elder Lister
Tuliona pics za @Tiiga Waana pale London about to board a flight back to warm and fun home.

Sijui kama alikuwa Gatwick, Luton, London City, Heathrow or Stansted but fact is, our gal is coming home. Yes, 'our' in case you need a reason to boil with unimaginable rage, @Field Marshal as you recover from the cialis you took with blind optimism hehe.

Once upon a time, I said this on these streets 👇🏾
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Sasa why can't we make this fantasy into reality? I am a good man, we will just drink tea and take a drive on the Ndimaine bypass and back. Axela iko hapo chini side ya nyuma..
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Maybe we will try the roasted ngwace at Kibingoti as we discuss how much warmer the weather here is making the trench coat unnecessary 😉

But 1st things 1st. Rotisserie broiler on the menu.
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You seem like a progressive and I'm prepared if you decline the GMO nyama. In its stead, I'll offer nyama ya kienyeji. Usi-tense ata kidogo, it was sharpened after I did my KCPE if you get the drift.

Game itakuwa kama hizi antelope hapa..
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Kuchora saba as Nonini once sang and making right angles vi-proper...

Excitement might get the better of us and I've spoken to Mwas wa Housekeeping to prepare the best that Karatina has to offer for less than 5K on bed and breakfast. So upstairs we'll go
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After that, utakuwa unapita njee ya hii signage, una-blush ajabu.
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Welcome home summer bunny 😍 😍 😍
County 019 awaits na aki priss, don't sue me dear.
🤣 🤣
@Tiiga Waana is running away from cold weather !
Even the Russian / Ukraine war will stop with the weather misbehaving !
 

Denis Young

Elder Lister
Hehehe...Senator, you know what happened to the hyena that tried to walk on the forked road?😂

Anyway, I highly recommend Omega. They have great food, a nice shaded eating spot kwa balcony, and a nice car wash so your Japanese trinket ioshwe vizuri wewe ukiosha rungu.😈
 

Tiiga Waana

Elder Lister
Tuliona pics za @Tiiga Waana pale London about to board a flight back to warm and fun home.

Sijui kama alikuwa Gatwick, Luton, London City, Heathrow or Stansted but fact is, our gal is coming home. Yes, 'our' in case you need a reason to boil with unimaginable rage, @Field Marshal as you recover from the cialis you took with blind optimism hehe.

Once upon a time, I said this on these streets 👇🏾
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Sasa why can't we make this fantasy into reality? I am a good man, we will just drink tea and take a drive on the Ndimaine bypass and back. Axela iko hapo chini side ya nyuma..
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Maybe we will try the roasted ngwace at Kibingoti as we discuss how much warmer the weather here is making the trench coat unnecessary 😉

But 1st things 1st. Rotisserie broiler on the menu.
View attachment 81248
You seem like a progressive and I'm prepared if you decline the GMO nyama. In its stead, I'll offer nyama ya kienyeji. Usi-tense ata kidogo, it was sharpened after I did my KCPE if you get the drift.

Game itakuwa kama hizi antelope hapa..
View attachment 81249
Kuchora saba as Nonini once sang and making right angles vi-proper...

Excitement might get the better of us and I've spoken to Mwas wa Housekeeping to prepare the best that Karatina has to offer for less than 5K on bed and breakfast. So upstairs we'll go
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After that, utakuwa unapita njee ya hii signage, una-blush ajabu.
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Welcome home summer bunny 😍 😍 😍
County 019 awaits na aki priss, don't sue me dear.
He...he...he.... Thank You @mzeiya.
Very kind of you Dearest.
Looks like you have travelled the lengths and breadth of Mathira looking for the Crown Jewels, if I may say so. I am terribly honoured and excited.

And guess what? I am sold to the idea!
Wacha kwanza I unpack and acclimatise. Kwa sasa routine ni kuamka, sit on the verandah with a coffee na nduma, gossip with my Grandma about the village boys and girls of my age and wait for Mom to bring ugali sukuma for lunch.
Very relaxing and slow lifestyle Banae.
 

Kasaman

Elder Lister
He...he...he.... Thank You @mzeiya.
Very kind of you Dearest.
Looks like you have travelled the lengths and breadth of Mathira looking for the Crown Jewels, if I may say so. I am terribly honoured and excited.

And guess what? I am sold to the idea!
Wacha kwanza I unpack and acclimatise. Kwa sasa routine ni kuamka, sit on the verandah with a coffee na nduma, gossip with my Grandma about the village boys and girls of my age and wait for Mom to bring ugali sukuma for lunch.
Very relaxing and slow lifestyle Banae.
Sasa wewe ulipita hapa roysambu in a 2NK mat ,ata salamu kwa stage ? Ama uliland at nyaribo from Wilson ? Any welcome and enjoy your stay !
 

Mtumsafi

Elder Lister
Tuliona pics za @Tiiga Waana pale London about to board a flight back to warm and fun home.

Sijui kama alikuwa Gatwick, Luton, London City, Heathrow or Stansted but fact is, our gal is coming home. Yes, 'our' in case you need a reason to boil with unimaginable rage, @Field Marshal as you recover from the cialis you took with blind optimism hehe.

Once upon a time, I said this on these streets 👇🏾
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Sasa why can't we make this fantasy into reality? I am a good man, we will just drink tea and take a drive on the Ndimaine bypass and back. Axela iko hapo chini side ya nyuma..
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Maybe we will try the roasted ngwace at Kibingoti as we discuss how much warmer the weather here is making the trench coat unnecessary 😉

But 1st things 1st. Rotisserie broiler on the menu.
View attachment 81248
You seem like a progressive and I'm prepared if you decline the GMO nyama. In its stead, I'll offer nyama ya kienyeji. Usi-tense ata kidogo, it was sharpened after I did my KCPE if you get the drift.

Game itakuwa kama hizi antelope hapa..
View attachment 81249
Kuchora saba as Nonini once sang and making right angles vi-proper...

Excitement might get the better of us and I've spoken to Mwas wa Housekeeping to prepare the best that Karatina has to offer for less than 5K on bed and breakfast. So upstairs we'll go
View attachment 81250

After that, utakuwa unapita njee ya hii signage, una-blush ajabu.
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Welcome home summer bunny 😍 😍 😍
County 019 awaits na aki priss, don't sue me dear.
this hotel is old and noisy if you want to sleep as iko disco kwa bar especially on Fri-Sunday. Omega is new and much better IMHO.
 

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Tuliona pics za @Tiiga Waana pale London about to board a flight back to warm and fun home.

Sijui kama alikuwa Gatwick, Luton, London City, Heathrow or Stansted but fact is, our gal is coming home. Yes, 'our' in case you need a reason to boil with unimaginable rage, @Field Marshal as you recover from the cialis you took with blind optimism hehe.

Once upon a time, I said this on these streets 👇🏾
View attachment 81245

Sasa why can't we make this fantasy into reality? I am a good man, we will just drink tea and take a drive on the Ndimaine bypass and back. Axela iko hapo chini side ya nyuma..
View attachment 81246View attachment 81247
Maybe we will try the roasted ngwace at Kibingoti as we discuss how much warmer the weather here is making the trench coat unnecessary 😉

But 1st things 1st. Rotisserie broiler on the menu.
View attachment 81248
You seem like a progressive and I'm prepared if you decline the GMO nyama. In its stead, I'll offer nyama ya kienyeji. Usi-tense ata kidogo, it was sharpened after I did my KCPE if you get the drift.

Game itakuwa kama hizi antelope hapa..
View attachment 81249
Kuchora saba as Nonini once sang and making right angles vi-proper...

Excitement might get the better of us and I've spoken to Mwas wa Housekeeping to prepare the best that Karatina has to offer for less than 5K on bed and breakfast. So upstairs we'll go
View attachment 81250

After that, utakuwa unapita njee ya hii signage, una-blush ajabu.
View attachment 81251
Welcome home summer bunny 😍 😍 😍
County 019 awaits na aki priss, don't sue me dear.
Kijana unataka kusalimiana na Guka? Urute gukagwo nyama kanua?

Aiyaiayaiya! Reke ngue ng'utigire, no ti ndii muoyo, never!

Unless you want to get a generational curse.

Wakili ni wakwa matu na hiia. Sisi ni kama bench and bar, inseparable!
 
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mzeiya

Elder Lister
Kijana unataka kusalimiana na Guka? Urute gukagwo nyama kanua?

Aiyaiayaiya! Reke ngue ng'itigiire, no to ndii muoyo, never!

Unless you want to get a generational curses.

Wakilia ni wakwa matu na hiia. Sisi ni kama bench and bar, inseparable!
Sina ubaya priss.
Níndoka mbere yaku ndina gítiú kinene makíria. Woi níndahera na níngwenda wí ta múthuri wa itra újohere ma.
The truth is, I told her highness sometimes back she arouses the sapiosexual gene in me but I promise to behave.
In fact, let me repent 1st kikikikiiii
 

Denis Young

Elder Lister
Haven't heard of Omega.
Used to rate Bantu Africa but now I prefer FK Resort hapo Marua. Very serene and the air is crisp and fresh. Kwanza kubangaiza kwa balcony, listening to the best of Joseph Kamaru at a low volume. Aiyayaaaya!
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Aiyayaaa... This place is nice. Niko huko weekend kusample some fine young babe. Atafurahia hii spot. Omega iko directly opposite Brookfield. Maybe umekuwa ukipitia ndimaine so you haven't seen it.
 
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