Adult(18+) In the clubs

upepo

upepo

Elder Lister
All bachelors are advised to use these faces to train their brains in mines and IED detection. You will meet these types at some point, carefully disguised as normal women. But a trained eye will always identify them even when dressed as nuns, the same way a matatu will stand out even when freshly painted and written private.
 
Gus

Gus

New Lister
Why are women in clubs uglier today compared to 10 years ago?? It's mind-boggling. In 2013 a basic club like Tribeca would have very fine bitchez let alone Westlands clubs.

The other day after resisting to visit the club for years nilienda Quiver. There was nothing to write home about. Embassy same story. Whiskey River same story. Bar Next Door, Milan, etc ziko ivo tuu. Something has disrupted the sexual marketplace and I think its instagram. The fine bitchez no longer mix with riff raffs. So weekend wako Naivasha, Mombasa, ama some high end Nairobi hotel sucking some sponyos dick for cash and flexing on IG.

I have a hypothesis. Instagram and dating apps have made the sexual marketplace extremely efficient. You can no longer meet a confused 10 in a basic club anymore. Some fat cat in his hotel room at Radisson or Mohamed in Dubai is already hitting on her and giving her offers that she can't resist. Back in the day the market was inefficient. An MP, for example, had limited access to a 10/10 living in UoN hostels. Today, he can see her on IG and DM her mara iyo iyo.

You have a better chance of finding a 10 at Westgate, Sarit, Rossolyn, or The Hub malls than in any night club.
 
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Mwalimu-G

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
upepo said:
These are professional clubbers and not the occasional visitors.
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This mid-30s gang did not phase out of the party or die age.
Gus said:
The fine bitchez no longer mix with riff raffs. So weekend wako Naivasha, Mombasa, ama some high end Nairobi hotel sucking some sponyos dick for cash and flexing on IG.
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As the economy gets harsher the people to hook up with PYTs that just showed up in a club and buy them drinks are getting scarce so the girls are also keeping away. Akichoma mara mbili she doesn't go to the club again "bila mpango."
The women remaining in the clubs you mention are either single mother working class hoping for a random hookup, or the hardcore malware who also won't think twice before slipping mchele in your drink.
 
Gus

Gus

New Lister
Mwalimu-G said:
This mid-30s gang did not phase out of the party or die age.

As the economy gets harsher the people to hook up with PYTs that just showed up in a club and buy them drinks are getting scarce so the girls are also keeping away. Akichoma mara mbili she doesn't go to the club again "bila mpango."
The women remaining in the clubs you mention are either single mother working class hoping for a random hookup, or the hardcore malware who also won't think twice before slipping mchele in your drink.
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10 years ago, a high status man did not know of a 10/10 woman living in some student hostel or remote town. Today, every hot woman is on instagram for the attention. That guy sitting on big cash has a full view of the market and the means to get what he wants. An inefficient market ensured that average men could sometimes get 10/10 bitchez in their locality.

If the hottest woman in Kenya lived in a small town X, then she would likely roll with the highest status man in that small town. Now, that local bigshot stands no chance because he is competing against ballers in Nairobi. Today, it doesn't matter where the hot woman is in KE. She will likely find herself somewhere in Nairobi's leafy burbs if she has an online presence which they all do.
 
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Electronics3U

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Mwalimu-G said:
This mid-30s gang did not phase out of the party or die age.

As the economy gets harsher the people to hook up with PYTs that just showed up in a club and buy them drinks are getting scarce so the girls are also keeping away. Akichoma mara mbili she doesn't go to the club again "bila mpango."
The women remaining in the clubs you mention are either single mother working class hoping for a random hookup, or the hardcore malware who also won't think twice before slipping mchele in your drink.
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Niaje mwarimu
 
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