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Bingwa Scrotum

Elder Lister
This hekaya is set in lands arabia, ..involves my young arab self, a sub-Saharan by the name mathengi, the headteacher, several female teachers and my class

When a kid goat is born, it looks for its mama’s nipple everywhere hadi kwa shingo ..its a guess work until it finds it ..usually with a lil of mama’s help.

We used to take goats out malishoni ..and often a times the goats would give birth while out in the fields

..and we would like this so much

We used to give the goat kids just born our little deeks to suckle thinking it was its mama’s nipple

And walikuwa wananyonya hadi foam on the sides of their mouths like it was real teats..

Now, I had a desky who went by the name of mathengi ..his father used to work kwa DC, what exactly sijui

In one of the lessons, mathengi alikuwa anajikuna kwa private parts

After severally kumuuliza mathengi akasema doggy yao ilizaa puppies akapea deek yake a puppy but instead ya kunyonya iliuma..

Nilipasua kicheko

The female teacher akatuita mbele.. akatuchapa ati tuseme ni nini tunacheka

Ilikuwa uchungu but each time niliangalia mathengi nilikuwa nacheka

So the teacher akaona ni matharau ..akatutuma kwa head teacher

Kuona hii story itakuwa mbaya nikaambia headmaster nitasema but mwalimu atoke..

Instead, akanichukua tukatoka na kuenda a safe distance

..nilimshow that whatever I was to tell him can't be said infront of women.. then nikamshow yote

Alicheka na kunichapa kiboko moja akanishow niende class

As I walked away, seems like aliambia the female teacher ju I saw her laugh yake yote
 

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Senior Lister
This hekaya is set in lands arabia, ..involves my young arab self, a sub-Saharan by the name mathengi, the headteacher, several female teachers and my class

When a kid goat is born, it looks for its mama’s nipple everywhere hadi kwa shingo ..its a guess work until it finds it ..usually with a lil of mama’s help.

We used to take goats out malishoni ..and often a times the goats would give birth while out in the fields

..and we would like this so much

We used to give the goat kids just born our little deeks to suckle thinking it was its mama’s nipple

And walikuwa wananyonya hadi foam on the sides of their mouths like it was real teats..

Now, I had a desky who went by the name of mathengi ..his father used to work kwa DC, what exactly sijui

In one of the lessons, mathengi alikuwa anajikuna kwa private parts

After severally kumuuliza mathengi akasema doggy yao ilizaa puppies akapea deek yake a puppy but instead ya kunyonya iliuma..

Nilipasua kicheko

The female teacher akatuita mbele.. akatuchapa ati tuseme ni nini tunacheka

Ilikuwa uchungu but each time niliangalia mathengi nilikuwa nacheka

So the teacher akaona ni matharau ..akatutuma kwa head teacher

Kuona hii story itakuwa mbaya nikaambia headmaster nitasema but mwalimu atoke..

Instead, akanichukua tukatoka na kuenda a safe distance

..nilimshow that whatever I was to tell him can't be said infront of women.. then nikamshow yote

Alicheka na kunichapa kiboko moja akanishow niende class

As I walked away, seems like aliambia the female teacher ju I saw her laugh yake yote
After that uliitafuta puppy ikunyonye hata wewe,na your sick fantasies.
Eye Candy ni malaya mzee kùma inanuka kama sewerage
Hapana tusi phylgee na madharau mwarabu mwitu ghassia
 
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